Cugalabanza Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 I really should record the tap-tapping of this a-hole in the cubicle next to me. I've never encountered a person with a worse sense of rhythm. It's totally infuriating to listen to. He manages to avoid even interesting accidents. Even the world's most annoying performance artists could not recreate how utterly & maddeningly unmusical it is. I've tried to imitate it myself, just to be able to convey to other people what I'm talking about and I can't do it. There was a point when I considered the possibility that he is some kind of John Cage fan, uber-genius musical satirist. But no...all indications are that the man is an utter simpleton. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 I really should record the tap-tapping of this a-hole in the cubicle next to me. I've never encountered a person with a worse sense of rhythm. It's totally infuriating to listen to. He manages to avoid even interesting accidents. Even the world's most annoying performance artists could not recreate how utterly & maddeningly unmusical it is. I've tried to imitate it myself, just to be able to convey to other people what I'm talking about and I can't do it. There was a point when I considered the possibility that he is some kind of John Cage fan, uber-genius musical satirist. But no...all indications are that the man is an utter simpleton. Y'know...you could just ask me to stop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 tap tappity tappy tap tapppp tapper tap taaaap ta tap tap tuh taptaptaptap! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
\GoBillsInDallas/ Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 I really should record the tap-tapping of this a-hole in the cubicle next to me. I've never encountered a person with a worse sense of rhythm. It's totally infuriating to listen to. He manages to avoid even interesting accidents. Even the world's most annoying performance artists could not recreate how utterly & maddeningly unmusical it is. I've tried to imitate it myself, just to be able to convey to other people what I'm talking about and I can't do it. There was a point when I considered the possibility that he is some kind of John Cage fan, uber-genius musical satirist. But no...all indications are that the man is an utter simpleton. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 Tapa Tapa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 Get this..... http://www.coolest-gadgets.com/20060513/the-usb-missile-launcher/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 Y'know...you could just ask me to stop. Oh come on man. Ask him to stop. I'd tell him.........Shut the !@#$ up dude!! But hey, that's just me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanker Posted December 18, 2010 Share Posted December 18, 2010 Get this..... http://www.coolest-g...ssile-launcher/ this might be more effective. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted December 18, 2010 Share Posted December 18, 2010 this might be more effective. Get a jar of pickled eggs and go for the real thing instead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dean Posted December 18, 2010 Share Posted December 18, 2010 (edited) I really should record the tap-tapping of this a-hole in the cubicle next to me. I've never encountered a person with a worse sense of rhythm. It's totally infuriating to listen to. He manages to avoid even interesting accidents. Even the world's most annoying performance artists could not recreate how utterly & maddeningly unmusical it is. I've tried to imitate it myself, just to be able to convey to other people what I'm talking about and I can't do it. There was a point when I considered the possibility that he is some kind of John Cage fan, uber-genius musical satirist. But no...all indications are that the man is an utter simpleton. Edited December 18, 2010 by The Dean Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CountDorkula Posted December 18, 2010 Share Posted December 18, 2010 JUST DONT DO THIS!!! OR if you do please have it recorded. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted December 18, 2010 Share Posted December 18, 2010 JUST DONT DO THIS!!! OR if you do please have it recorded. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted December 18, 2010 Share Posted December 18, 2010 JUST DONT DO THIS!!! OR if you do please have it recorded. youtube.com/watch?v=fPxsVzR7Gqs&feature=related Tee many martoonies at lunch for that dude. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booster4324 Posted December 18, 2010 Share Posted December 18, 2010 Tee many martoonies at lunch for that dude. Him? or you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted December 18, 2010 Share Posted December 18, 2010 Him? or you? Well seeing I said for that dude........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booster4324 Posted December 18, 2010 Share Posted December 18, 2010 Well seeing I said for that dude........ Well seeing you said, "Tee many martoonies" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrFishfinder Posted December 18, 2010 Share Posted December 18, 2010 I really should record the tap-tapping of this a-hole in the cubicle next to me. I've never encountered a person with a worse sense of rhythm. It's totally infuriating to listen to. He manages to avoid even interesting accidents. Even the world's most annoying performance artists could not recreate how utterly & maddeningly unmusical it is. I've tried to imitate it myself, just to be able to convey to other people what I'm talking about and I can't do it. There was a point when I considered the possibility that he is some kind of John Cage fan, uber-genius musical satirist. But no...all indications are that the man is an utter simpleton. 2 words: air horn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CountDorkula Posted December 18, 2010 Share Posted December 18, 2010 I just want to know what the lady next to him did to warrent a computer monitor to the face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted December 18, 2010 Share Posted December 18, 2010 JUST DONT DO THIS!!! OR if you do please have it recorded. I've always got to wonder about these spaz out videos where the subject on the "hidden camera" is always in the center of the frame. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dean Posted December 18, 2010 Share Posted December 18, 2010 JUST DONT DO THIS!!! OR if you do please have it recorded. youtube.com/watch?v=fPxsVzR7Gqs&feature=related And the next day he was promoted to VP of Human Resources. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ConradDobler Posted December 19, 2010 Share Posted December 19, 2010 (edited) JUST DONT DO THIS!!! OR if you do please have it recorded. youtube.com/watch?v=fPxsVzR7Gqs&feature=related Great video, but Buddah almighty WHY do these youtube posters feel it mandatory to put in that kind of crap soundtrack? I listed to it on mute but still, do they think they're actually being creative? Edited December 19, 2010 by ConradDobler Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanker Posted December 19, 2010 Share Posted December 19, 2010 You sure he's not just ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted December 20, 2010 Share Posted December 20, 2010 I just want to know what the lady next to him did to warrent a computer monitor to the face. Well let's think about this. Haven't we all sat next to a woman at work who we just wanted to slam in the face with a computer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted December 21, 2010 Share Posted December 21, 2010 Well let's think about this. Haven't we all sat next to a woman at work who we just wanted to slam in the face with a computer? Ummm..... yes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booster4324 Posted December 21, 2010 Share Posted December 21, 2010 Well let's think about this. Haven't we all sat next to a woman at work who we just wanted to slam in the face with a computer? Does it have to be next to? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Caveman Posted December 21, 2010 Share Posted December 21, 2010 2 words: air horn +1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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