SJ Bills backer Posted December 9, 2004 Share Posted December 9, 2004 A bear walks into a bar in Billings, Montana and sits down. He bangs on the bar with his paw and demands a beer. The bartender approaches and says, "We don't serve beer to bears in bars in Billings." The bear, becoming angry, demands again that he be served a beer. The bartender tells him again, more forcefully, "We don't serve beer to belligerent bears in bars in Billings." The bear, very angry now, says, "If you don't serve me a beer, I'm going to eat that lady sitting at the end of the bar." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings." The bear goes to the end of the bar, and, as promised, eats the woman. He comes back to his seat and again demands a beer. The bartender states, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings who are on drugs." The bear says, "I'm NOT on drugs." .........You're gonna love this.......... The bartender says, "You are now. That was a barbitchyouate" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yabup Posted December 10, 2004 Share Posted December 10, 2004 A bear walks into a bar in Billings, Montana and sits down. He bangs on the bar with his paw and demands a beer. The bartender approaches and says, "We don't serve beer to bears in bars in Billings." The bear, becoming angry, demands again that he be served a beer. The bartender tells him again, more forcefully, "We don't serve beer to belligerent bears in bars in Billings." The bear, very angry now, says, "If you don't serve me a beer, I'm going to eat that lady sitting at the end of the bar." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings." The bear goes to the end of the bar, and, as promised, eats the woman. He comes back to his seat and again demands a beer. The bartender states, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings who are on drugs." The bear says, "I'm NOT on drugs." .........You're gonna love this.......... The bartender says, "You are now. That was a barbitchyouate" 154150[/snapback] That was cheesy. Yeep! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gantrules Posted December 10, 2004 Share Posted December 10, 2004 I could use a barbitchyouate in more ways than one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted December 10, 2004 Share Posted December 10, 2004 wow ! i realy thought it would be better Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R. Rich Posted December 10, 2004 Share Posted December 10, 2004 Maybe we should have some input from theblackbear on this one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted December 10, 2004 Share Posted December 10, 2004 it might help Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mediaman Posted December 10, 2004 Share Posted December 10, 2004 Reminds me of this one: Far away in the tropical waters of the Caribbean, two prawns were >swimming around in the sea - one called Justin and the other called Christian. > >The prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by sharksthat >patrolled the area. > >Finally one day Justin said to Christian, "I'm bored and frustrated >at being a prawn, I wish I was a shark, then I wouldn't have any >worries about being eaten..." > >As Justin had his mind firmly on becoming a predator, a mysterious >Cod appears and says, "Your wish is granted", and lo and behold, Justin >turned into a shark. > >Horrified, Christian immediately swam away, afraid of being eaten by his >old mate. > >Time went on (as it invariably does...) and Justin found himself >becoming bored and lonely as a shark. All his old mates simply swam away >whenever he came close to them. Justin didn't realise that his new >menacing appearance was the cause of his sad plight. > >While out swimming alone one day he sees the mysterious cod again and >can't believe his luck. Justin figured that the fish could change him >back into a prawn. He begs the cod to change him back so, lo and >behold, he is turned back into a prawn. > >With tears of joy in his tiny little eyes, Justin swam back to his >Friends and bought them all a cocktail. (The punch line does not involve >a prawn cocktail - it's much worse). > >Looking around the gathering at the reef, he searched for his old >pal. "Where's Christian?" he asked. "He's at home, distraught that his >best friend changed sides to the enemy and became a shark", came the reply. > >Eager to put things right again and end the mutual pain and torture, he >set off to Christian's house. > >As he opened the coral gate the memories came flooding back. He >banged on the door and shouted, "It's me, Justin, your old friend, >come out and see me again!" > >Christian replied "No way man, you'll eat me. You're a shark, the enemy, >and I'll not be tricked." > >Justin cried back "No, I'm not. That was the old me. I've changed"... > > (wait for it) . .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . > >"I've found Cod, I'm a prawn again Christian"!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted December 10, 2004 Share Posted December 10, 2004 O my god Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yabup Posted December 10, 2004 Share Posted December 10, 2004 Reminds me of this one: > > (wait for it) . .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . > >"I've found Cod, I'm a prawn again Christian"!!!!!!!! 155025[/snapback] That was even cheesier. Yeep! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
millbank Posted December 10, 2004 Share Posted December 10, 2004 very interesting film about " Winnie the Pooh" this Sunday to educate you A Bear Named Winnie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted December 10, 2004 Share Posted December 10, 2004 i want those 15 seconds of my life back please Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted December 10, 2004 Share Posted December 10, 2004 AD: "What are jokes that suck?" Alex: "I'm sorry, the correct response was: What are jokes that REALLY suck." AD: <BANG> "Now you're sorry." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HopsGuy Posted December 10, 2004 Share Posted December 10, 2004 A bear walks into a bar. The bartender walks up and ask, "What'll ya have?" The Bear says, "I'll have a..................................... beer." The bartender looks at him and asks, "What's with the pause?" The bear replies, "I was born with them." Ba-dum-dum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted December 10, 2004 Share Posted December 10, 2004 A bear walks into a bar. The bartender walks up and ask, "What'll ya have?" The Bear says, "I'll have a..................................... beer." The bartender looks at him and asks, "What's with the pause?" The bear replies, "I was born with them." Ba-dum-dum. 155236[/snapback] do you think the black beaaaaaar gets it . he is kind of slow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevestojan Posted December 10, 2004 Share Posted December 10, 2004 A priest and a Raabi walk into a bar. The priest says, "hey, you hear the one about us?". Two peanuts are walking in a dark alley. One was a salted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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