Alaska Darin Posted December 6, 2004 Share Posted December 6, 2004 Normally we have a few fans from the opposing team show up and sit with us while we watch the BILLS. This week was no different. 2 Fish fans showed up. One was an obvious Fish fan, in full regalia (hat, jersey, coat). The other guy was wearing nothing to declare his allegiance. Real Fish fan was a good dude and sat with a small group our our regulars. The other douche bag sat at the bar by himself. We've been at this bar for 5 years in force and have a really good relationship with fans from the other teams - most actually root for us a little because they are amazed at the support little Buffalo gets in a place so far away. So non-descript guy starts flipping us stevestojan before the opening kickoff. Dude is dressed in a black turtleneck sweater, designer jeans, and has the "wind tunnel tested" hairdo. I'd have pegged him as a Niner fan, if you know what I mean. Anyway, he finally went too far and I turned around and asked him why he wasn't selling art at his gallery in San Francisco and if his math was any good - there are about 30 BILLS fans already in attendance. He shuts up. So McGee returns the opening kick for the TD. After the extra point I turn around and give the jackass a wry smile. For this reason, I'll take complete blame for the Dolphins entire first half offensive output. It was me alone who angered the football Gods, after all. Anyway, this clown literally claps like a zealot at a Billy Graham crusade everytime the Fish do anything even remotely decent. It was absolutely ridiculous. To the point that a couple of guys were discussing throwing him in Campbell Creek (which is just outside the back deck of the bar). He continued until we took the lead but restarted once the Fish got within three. We all know how it turned out. So, he's trying to leave but the place is busy and our waitress can't get to him to take his money. We stop her and send her over because we want to give him the proper send off. He hangs around awhile and like the "all show, no go" kitty that he is, he tries to walk around the bar in the other direction to avoid taking his medicine. As he's about to reach the door, our entire side (Bucs & Chiefs fans included) breaks into "Nah, nah, nah, nah. Nah, nah, nah, nah. Hey, hey, hey. Goodbye" to him. With the required LOSER! and the appropriate hand gesture at the end of it. He actually took that like a man (which probably ain't the only thing he handles in that fashion - not that there's anything wrong with that), but the entire bar broke up. He won't be back for awhile. We're such adults. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeeRay Posted December 6, 2004 Share Posted December 6, 2004 So non-descript guy starts flipping us stevestojan before the opening kickoff. Dude is dressed in a black turtleneck sweater, designer jeans, and has the "wind tunnel tested" hairdo. I'd have pegged him as a Niner fan, if you know what I mean. I think I know what you mean... but, are you positive that this guy wasn't Jimmy Johnson? Your description and behavior would fit Jimmy to the tee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark VI Posted December 6, 2004 Share Posted December 6, 2004 You should really grow up. I bet that " Guy" owns a Feeley jersey...not that there's anything wrong with that... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_BiB_ Posted December 6, 2004 Share Posted December 6, 2004 Black turtlenecks were popular for about 10 minutes in 1983. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Coli Posted December 6, 2004 Share Posted December 6, 2004 Black turtlenecks were popular for about 10 minutes in 1983. 149169[/snapback] "Now is the time on Sprockets when we dance." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark VI Posted December 6, 2004 Share Posted December 6, 2004 Black turtlenecks were popular for about 10 minutes in 1983. 149169[/snapback] He probably needed to hide a man hickey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted December 6, 2004 Author Share Posted December 6, 2004 I think I know what you mean... but, are you positive that this guy wasn't Jimmy Johnson? Your description and behavior would fit Jimmy to the tee. 149062[/snapback] He was a little young, though he could have been a descendent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDBillzFan Posted December 6, 2004 Share Posted December 6, 2004 Typical fuggin' Fish fan. I've watched games with Bills Backers groups up and down the East Coast as well as the Left Coast, and inevitably the Fish fans would show up. At any time their team looked good, they would IMMEDIATELY start giving us a ration of sh--. But lo and behold, the other thing they are great at, is trying to sneak out of the bar after realizing they were about to lose. They would ALWAYS try to sneak out. Fuggin' kitty-ass whiney little bitches, each and every one of them...except DCM. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest GAYDAR Posted December 6, 2004 Share Posted December 6, 2004 Black turtlenecks were popular for about 10 minutes in 1983. 149169[/snapback] BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP (ripping on people for their clothes being out of style) BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simon Posted December 6, 2004 Share Posted December 6, 2004 For this reason, I'll take complete blame for the Dolphins entire first half offensive output. It was me alone who angered the football Gods, after all. Well there you go. Next time just throw him in the creek and be done with it. The Gridiron Gods would surely be pleased with such a sacrifice! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralonzo Posted December 6, 2004 Share Posted December 6, 2004 You should really grow up. I bet that " Guy" owns a Feeley jersey...not that there's anything wrong with that... 149068[/snapback] Will we see the "guy" listed on next weeks injury report as "Probable: Middle finger/buttocks"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuckincincy Posted December 6, 2004 Share Posted December 6, 2004 We're such adults. 149024[/snapback] I believe in a certain level of circumspection based on my many years of boozing. Not everybody bothers with MagSafes or Cor-Bons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flomoe Posted December 6, 2004 Share Posted December 6, 2004 This is so typical of most Dolphish fans. They prove time and time again that they are the most arrogant, spineless fans while at the same time being the least cordial when things don't work out for them. I have only met two decent fish fans and both of them were from Buffalo, which I still find hard to believe. You and everyone should have just tossed him into the river Darin! Keep us posted if he shows up at that bar again. I doubt he will though being the spineless fish fan that he is!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_BiB_ Posted December 6, 2004 Share Posted December 6, 2004 Anyone remember the commercial (forget who it was for, but it was a National one) where the shtick was the guy being a Fins Fan in Buffalo? Everytime he went out to his car, people were throwing snowballs and yelling at him. Funny stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flomoe Posted December 6, 2004 Share Posted December 6, 2004 Anyone remember the commercial (forget who it was for, but it was a National one) where the shtick was the guy being a Fins Fan in Buffalo? Everytime he went out to his car, people were throwing snowballs and yelling at him. Funny stuff. 149328[/snapback] That was classic. I loved that commercial. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_BiB_ Posted December 6, 2004 Share Posted December 6, 2004 That was classic. I loved that commercial. 149335[/snapback] I always liked the Marv Levy locker room Snickers commercial too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eventualchamps Posted December 6, 2004 Share Posted December 6, 2004 Did you get the Peanut Farm Burger with eggs and ham on top - damn that thing is good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted December 6, 2004 Author Share Posted December 6, 2004 Did you get the Peanut Farm Burger with eggs and ham on top - damn that thing is good. 149358[/snapback] Nah, steak and egg breakfast burrito. Enough food for 3 meals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted December 7, 2004 Author Share Posted December 7, 2004 Anyone remember the commercial (forget who it was for, but it was a National one) where the shtick was the guy being a Fins Fan in Buffalo? Everytime he went out to his car, people were throwing snowballs and yelling at him. Funny stuff. 149328[/snapback] That was awesome, and in hindsight, completely accurate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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