Steely Dan Posted February 23, 2010 Share Posted February 23, 2010 I think they should mandate that from now on all hot dogs must be triangular in shape. The triangle shape would not form the air tight seal in the windpipe,thereby making hotdogs much safer. Either that or outlaw casings and make hotdogs only available in a child-proof paste form. Isn't that bologna? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PromoTheRobot Posted February 23, 2010 Share Posted February 23, 2010 Isn't that bologna? They have been making sausages for hundreds of years. And only now someone decides Oscar Meyer wieners are more dangerous than Toyota Corollas? If your kid is too dumb to chew his food, then maybe the gene pool is better off without them. PTR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim in Anchorage Posted February 23, 2010 Share Posted February 23, 2010 Isn't that bologna? No. Braunschweiger. Tasty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sanners Posted February 23, 2010 Share Posted February 23, 2010 Janet Riley, president of the National Hot Dog & Sausage Council, supports the academy's call to better educate parents and caregivers about choking prevention. "Ensuring the safety of the foods we service to children is critically important for us," Riley says. What??? Sweet gig, if you can get it, huh Janet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
el Tigre Posted February 23, 2010 Share Posted February 23, 2010 Isn't that bologna? Bologna still has a casing. I'm talking about a paste or putty form of hot dog meat that could be sold in a tub. It would be virtually impossible to choke on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim in Anchorage Posted February 23, 2010 Share Posted February 23, 2010 Bologna still has a casing. I'm talking about a paste or putty form of hot dog meat that could be sold in a tub. It would be virtually impossible to choke on. That would be Braunschweiger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted February 23, 2010 Share Posted February 23, 2010 Isn't that bologna? Lat night on ABC World News they mentioned something about "who would want to buy a bologna sandwich at the ballpark" and my first thought was Buffalo fans. http://www.ehow.com/how_2292910_make-fried...a-sandwich.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted February 23, 2010 Author Share Posted February 23, 2010 No. Braunschweiger. Tasty. Yummy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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