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    It’s on Sirius XM channel 803.
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    Well, I've got a brand new pair of roller skates You got a brand new key I think that we should get together And try them on to see
  3. PastaJoe
    I called it. 😡
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    Will we get a penalty in the end zone? 😬
  5. PastaJoe
    Spencer Brown in medical tent.
  6. PastaJoe
    So you’re saying they’re going to play bad. 🤔
  7. PastaJoe
    Ugh, a national game and they’re wearing their red pajamas. 🤢
  8. PastaJoe
    Maybe someday, saved by zero I'll be more together Stretched by fewer thoughts that leave me Chasing after my dreams, disown me, loaded with danger So maybe I'll win (saved by zero) Maybe I'll win (saved by zero)
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    A lady that I know just came from Columbia She smiled because I did not understand Then she held out some marijuana ha-ha She said it was the best in all the land And I said: No no no no, I don't smoke it no more I'm tired of waking up on the floor No, thank you, please, It only makes me sneeze And then it makes it hard to find the door
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    So you think your schooling is phoney I guess it's hard not to agree You say, "It all depends on money And who is in your family tree" Right (right), you're bloody well right You got a bloody right to say Right, you're bloody well right You know, you got a right to say
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    In the middle of the road you see the darndest things Like fat guys driving 'round in jeeps through the city Wearing big diamond rings and silk suits Past corrugated tin shacks full up with kids And man, I don't mean a Hampstead nursery But when you own a big chunk of the bloody Third World The babies just come with the scenery
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    Gimme a ticket for an aeroplane Ain't got time to take a fast train Lonely days are gone, I'm a-goin' home My baby, just-a wrote me a letter
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    Some girls give me money, some girls buy me clothes Some girls give me jewelry, that I never thought I'd own Some girls give me diamonds, some girls, heart attacks Some girls I give all my bread to, I don't ever want it back
  14. PastaJoe
    Slapshot; my dad took me to see it when I was a young teen. After the nude scenes he said to me, “Don’t tell your mom”.
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    Play that funky music, white boy Play that funky music right Play that funky music, white boy Lay down that boogie And play that funky music 'til you die
  16. PastaJoe
    Don't go breaking my heart I couldn't if I tried Honey if I get restless Baby you're not that kind Don't go breaking my heart You take the weight off of me Honey when you knock on my door Ooh, I gave you my key
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    Black hole sun Won't you come And wash away the rain? Black hole sun Won't you come Won't you come
  18. PastaJoe
    All along the watchtower Princes kept the view While all the women came and went Barefoot servants, too Well, uh, outside in the cold distance A wildcat did growl Two riders were approaching And the wind began to howl, hey
  19. PastaJoe
    Obviously the offense is going to have to win the game, which may be the case all season.
  20. PastaJoe
    Yours was the kiss that awoke my heart There lingers still, though we're far apart That taste of honey Tasting much sweeter than wine
  21. PastaJoe
    Don't know much about history Don't know much biology Don't know much about a science book Don't know much about the French I took But I do know that I love you And I know that if you love me too What a wonderful world this would be
  22. PastaJoe
    Don't. Don't you want me? You know I can't believe it when I hear that you won't see me Don't. Don't you want me? You know I don't believe you when you say that you don't need me
  23. PastaJoe
    I'll tell you 'bout Texas radio and the Big Beat Soft, driven, slow and mad, like some new language Now, listen to this, and I'll tell you 'bout the Texas I'll tell you 'bout the Texas radio I'll tell you 'bout the hopeless night Wandering the Western dream Tell you 'bout the maiden with wrought iron soul
  24. PastaJoe
    I watch the ones with classic comedians on like Rodney Dangerfield, Don Rickles, and Jonathan Winters. Their comedy is timeless.
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    Cover me, when I run Cover me, through the fire Something knocked me out the trees And now I'm on my knees Darling Don't you monkey with the monkey Monkey, monkey, monkey Don't you know you're gonna Shock the monkey
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