The Chroisen One is our only hope. Not only will he lead us to victory in the final three games, but his rugged, manly good looks will distract and intimidate the rest of the division, forcing to Pats* to lose out and the Jests and fish to lose the next two and tie their week 17 matchup! Start the Chroisen One, make the playoffs. We need the power of the almighty Gibran to rescue us from mediocrity and propel us to the Superbowl championship!
All hail the great Hamdan!