Steely Dan

I have to admit Cutler looked awful Saturday night.

When did Buffalo sign Damien? Rhodes is the guy I want on the goal line or third and short. JMO

He is the absolute master of observational humor IMO.

You are always five picks away in the rounds. IMO, that's better than waiting nine picks on a turnaround. Even with a dropoff after the fourth pick overall you'll have a much better draft. JMO If you have the number one pick then you'll get the best player available but have to wait until a crapload of players have been picked until you pick your second player. JMO I never hone in on one specific player. If they get injured you're screwed. I just go with the flow in a live draft. The middle rounds are where you make or break your team anyway. JMO

Carlin Rocks!!

It depends on what the fifth guy was willing to give up for the move down. I've always felt picking 5th is the best place to pick. JMO

If only the internet were around when I was a kid. Anyone who searches facebook more than porn. No thanks, I'll pass.

Ya shoulda used dat water for a bath!! when Gangsta Kitty orders a hit. . Bad idea, bad idea. I bet he comes up with the money now. You can't possibly be that desperate! Oh, wait!

I wonder if that's their only impression of us. That and all the violent movies and news reports. I'd be curious to stop by and see these freakazoids too, if I lived on a distant planet.

Or, angry Raiders fans!

I don't see how anyone can come away from that interview with anything but a feeling he's a sociopath who will say anything he needs to. IMO, he's not even playing the contrite criminal very well. He deserved to lose 130 million? I pretty much guarantee that if he still had 130 million in the bank when he came out he wouldn't be donating it all to charity. He says he deserved it but that's such BS IMO. It stinks no matter which way the wind blows. When JB brings up all of the tortures he's done to dogs he sits there emotionless and just says "It was wrong". In fact, "It was wrong" seems to be his stock answer to a lot of stuff. When JB asks him if he knows why he did it he becomes evasive he doesn't answer until JB supplies him with options. "It sickens me to my stomach and I was, you know, the same feeling I'm feeling right now is what people was feeling." He then says he's feeling disgust pure disgust. He could have shut the whole operation down. What kept him going was not being able to say to certain people around him that we can't do this anymore, I'm concerned about my career, I'm concerned about my family. I guess just saying I'll help you find another place to do this but I'm out wasn't an option. He didn't close it down because he didn't want to. "Football doesn't even really matter Y'know" He then says he deserved to lose 130 million dollars. "On the flip side y'know, killing dogs or doing the wrong thing why would, (unintelligible) they don't deserve it." The only way he could get through prison and the only way he could live life was by having faith and believing in a higher power, believing in God. The old I found God see I'm a good guy now cliche. He had several chances to come clean and he lied instead of coming clean. This is a guy who was not remorseful at all about his actions just scared about losing his job, losing endorsements and going to jail. Those are the only reasons, IMO, for his contritions now. He's hoping to rebuild a lot of what he had. The dude has paid media advisors who prepare him for interviews. 'Nuff said. I don't think he'll ever finance another operation or own another fighting dog but I wouldn't be surprised in the slightest if he was caught as a spectator at a fight. JMO

All I said is that it didn't look good and I was right!

My advice get at least 3 RB's before worrying about any other position. JMO

Enjoy.

Link It doesn't look good.

Man o' man! I can smell the foul stench of damj through my computer screen I'm getting the Lysol out!

Was he that sluggish? Nah, it's more fun to start ripping him now! EW>JP 'Nuff said.

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Just curious, if somebody makes a wisecrack about Penn State will Lori ban them?

I didn't know he was Hostetler's nephew. He seems to be working his way to a spot on the team.

Here's a summary of the scoring; This years theme is dogs. Once you're in send me your email and real name. First if you don't want to include last. Before setting up your draft board take a look at the scoring. It's a little different and I think it's more fun this way. Offense League Value Passing Yards 50 yards per point; 5 points at 300 yards; 6 points at 350 yards; 7 points at 420 yards Interceptions -3 Sacks -2 Rushing Yards 20 yards per point; 5 points at 120 yards; 6 points at 150 yards; 8 points at 200 yards Rushing Touchdowns 6 Reception Yards 20 yards per point; 5 points at 120 yards; 6 points at 150 yards; 8 points at 200 yards Reception Touchdowns 6 Return Yards 30 yards per point; 2 points at 125 yards; 4 points at 150 yards; 6 points at 175 yards Return Touchdowns 7 2-Point Conversions 3 Fumbles -1 Fumbles Lost -3 Offensive Fumble Return TD 7 Kickers League Value Field Goals 0-19 Yards 1 Field Goals 20-29 Yards 2 Field Goals 30-39 Yards 3 Field Goals 40-49 Yards 4 Field Goals 50+ Yards 5 Field Goals Missed 0-19 Yards -4 Field Goals Missed 20-29 Yards -3 Field Goals Missed 30-39 Yards -2 Field Goals Missed 40-49 Yards -1 Field Goals Missed 50+ Yards 0 Point After Attempt Made 1 Point After Attempt Missed -2 Defense/Special Teams League Value Sack 2 Interception 3 Fumble Recovery 3 Touchdown 6 Safety 3 Block Kick 3 Return Yards 30 yards per point; 3 points at 400 yards; 6 points at 500 yards; 12 points at 600 yards 0 Kickoff and Punt Return Touchdowns 7 Points Allowed 0 points 10 Points Allowed 1-6 points 7 Points Allowed 7-13 points 4 Points Allowed 14-20 points 1 Points Allowed 21-27 points 0 Points Allowed 28-34 points -3 Points Allowed 35+ points -6 Defensive Players League Value Tackle Solo .5 Tackle Assist .25 Sack 3 Interception 3 Fumble Force 2 Fumble Recovery 3 Defensive Touchdown 6 Safety 5 Pass Defended .5 Block Kick 5 Roster Positions: QB, WR, WR, WR, RB, RB, TE, W/T, W/R, K, DEF, D, DB, DL, BN, BN, BN, BN, BN, BN, BN, BN

Just so you know all references to LJ must have Effing in front of them. A will work too. JMO

It's autopick and it's done the weekend before the season opens.

The first four will get in. Email me if you're interested. Let the smartass comments begin!