Steely Dan

It's funny cuz it's true!!

"Noooo, the answer was 'Casper the Ghost, Casper the Ghost'"

Borrowing from Deano's sig; "Stupidity is a renewable resource." Phil Smith I just bought a new computer chair that measures 31/2' high and approx. 2ft. across. The box it comes in is 21/2ft. long by 2ft. wide and a depth of 11/6ft. They have a floor model of the chair right there!! On the outside of the box it says; "Some Assembly Required" Is there anyone, besides Deerball, who couldn't automatically figure that out? There has to be because otherwise they wouldn't put it on there. Aye Yi Yi!!

You ASS!

I take it you scored poorly.

What're you sayin! Huh, huh! I'll flip ya, I'll flip ya for real!! (that's not my thumb)

What is wrong with you guys? I just clicked the link and it worked fine for me!

33% Judging character from one picture isn't my forte I guess. Maybe it's Matt's. Linky

You gotta be pretty, pretty angry to waste a slice of pizza!!

Thanks!! But you forgot.

We're? You and Peter Pan guy?

Fixed!

Don't you mean "Shiv the Mofo" (In my best John Lennon) "I'VE GOT BLISTERS ON TOES"

I guess it's hard for you to count to two. Your post = 1 Dean's post = 2 Now read that as many times as needed til you get it, jackass!

Linkage GAINESVILLE, Fla. (AP) -- A Gainesville father has been arrested for hitting his daughter with a pizza slice. The 38-year-old man was arrested early Friday on a charge of child abuse without great harm, a third-degree felony. The man's name was being withheld to protect the identity of the victim. Deputy Nick Vickers says the man used racist and sexist terms when he asked his daughter to turn off her computer, and she fired back with some crude language of her own. Vickers says the father "intentionally threw a slice of pizza at the victim, striking her in the back of the neck, against her will." The girl, whose age was not available, called 911 and her father was arrested. 1. Isn't he the same race? 2. Is there any way to whip a slice of pizza at someone's neck with their blessing? 3. She is probably a pizza face who got mad that her dad has now made her a pizza neck too!

A friend of mine emailed that to me Deano!

God, you both are so stupid!

Man o' man! Her husband is going to be greatly disappointed for the rest of his life. IMO, it's ok if he cheats now.

Fixed! If you like that guy so much wouldn't you want more Dudek? damj made a funny! Put it on the calendar! Fixed!

What he lost financially has NOTHING to do with this! Everybody who goes to jail experiences financial losses. His financial loss is huge but if someone loses their only house because they couldn't keep up the payments is far worse off than Vick. When all is said in done Vick will still have millions left. JMO That's my problem. The NFL shouldn't have him. Imagine if you lied to your branch manager's face about this crime and he stood up for you. You were called into the CEO's office and lied to his face too. Then your lies were unraveled and you went to prison. Do you really think that company would take you back? Vick can work anywhere else if the NFL refuses to readmit him. He can do UFL or CFL if they'll have him. If they wont then I'm sure he has lots of other options to choose from. I just don't get it.

Fixed!

Is that for the Steve Miller link?

This is the latest; Linky Injury update By Chris Brown - Posted August 16th, 2009 Head coach Dick Jauron would only say that Drayton Florence and Bryan Scott have knee sprains. He did say that Scott’s is milder, but his injury also involves his ankle. TE Travis McCall also has a sprained knee. John McCargo suffered a stinger early in the game that lingered longer than expected according to Jauron, so McCargo did not return. They may need the swelling to go down before they can take a good look at this. JMO