Steely Dan

Is that 44 skinks and geckos in your underwear, or are you just happy to see me?

I'd laugh at that if I wasn't positive you're serious.

They caught him because a strange skink was coming from his ass!! Wouldn't he have been sitting on them?

^^^^ That is cool!! If only I had some acid!! Shoulda known that'd be the first one. "The Soup" video loads fine for me but the JLH video won't!!!!

O/T a little but, other than Drew Brees, can anyone remember a great 6'0" or smaller QB?

These should suffice. http://www.mademan.com/chickipedia/rebecca.../photosgallery/

Gotta love a little time!!

Fortunately, they were vinyl seats and it didn't permeate the vinyl. A half bottle of rubbing alcohol was used to clean it up and sterilize it.

He got his research right but this year turned out to be an aberration. San Diego won it's last 11 games and was the hottest team coming into the playoffs, and they were beaten by a wild card team.

It requires precision eye hand coordination, muscle, skill. It's definitely a talent. So I would disagree with you on that. JMO

This guy, Danny Bible, is currently on death row in Texas. I can't find a link to show you this you'll have to trust me on the story from American Justice. When they were transporting him to prison to serve his death row sentence they got into and accident, and he was taken to the hospital where he became clinically dead. However, the doctors were able to bring him back. My question is WHY? ______________________________________ I find the topic of women on death row interesting. By far men are the more violent sex and I wonder what drives women to kill? Here's a list of women on Texas Death Row; (last updated January 13. 2010) Lucio, Melissa Elizabeth Here's what she allegedly did. BROWNSVILLE, Texas—A South Texas mother convicted of torturing and beating to death her 2 1/2-year-old daughter has been sentenced to die. Melissa Elizabeth Lucio, 39, of Harlingen will become the 10th woman on death row in Texas. She was sentenced by a jury Thursday and is believed to be the first female given the death penalty in Cameron County. Witnesses in the two-week trial testified that Maria Alvarez was beaten and tortured for months before dying from brain damage in a final violent assault last year. Coleman, Lisa Here's what she allegedly did. Jurors in the trial of Lisa Ann Coleman, 34, in 2006 in Tarrant County, heard testimony that Coleman beat, bound, neglected and starved Davontae Williams. Coleman shared an apartment with the boy's mother, Marcella Williams, who subsequently pleaded guilty to avoid a death sentence and is now serving a life prison term. An autopsy found that the child had more than 250 scars on his body when emergency medical crews in responded to a 911 call about a child with breathing difficulties in July 2004. Richardson, Chelsea Lea Here's what she allegedly did; FORT WORTH -- A 21-year-old Fort Worth-area woman was sentenced to death for helping kill her boyfriend's parents so he could inherit their fortune. Rick and Suzanna Wamsley were found dead in their Mansfield home in December, 2003. A Tarrant County jury convicted Chelsea Lea Richardson of capital murder Tuesday in the shooting and stabbing deaths. The jury deliberated for just over two hours before returning the death sentence Wednesday. McCarthy, Kimberly Lagayle Here's what she allegedly did; DALLAS (AP) - Three elderly women died brutal deaths in Dallas County in the past decade, and the woman accused of killing all three goes on trial this week. The first was stabbed and her body was dumped in a garage. A second was beaten to death with a hammer. A third was stabbed, her ring finger was cut off and her Mercedes was stolen. Holberg, Brittany Marlowe Here's what she allegedly did; Holberg robbed and murdered an 80-year-old man in his home. The victim was struck with a hammer and stabbed nearly 60 times. The weapons used were a paring knife, butcher knife, grapefruit knife and a fork. A lamp pole had been shoved more than five inches down the victim's throat. Routier, Darlie She is probably the most polarizing death penalty female inmate. There are people on either side convinced of her guilt or innocence. Ive seen a lot of crime shows about her and I'm 99% sure she killed her sons. Here's what she allegedly did; Darlie Routier is on death row in Texas, convicted of the murder of one of her two sons, who were killed in the early morning of June 6, 1996. The media coverage of the investigation into the murders of Devon and Damon Routier depicted the crime as another heartless mother whose children were getting in the way of her lifestyle, so she killed them. That is also how the news media, books such as Precious Angels by Barbara Davis, and the prosecutors at her trial portrayed Darlie Routier. Most found it believable in the aftermath of the Susan Smith case two years earlier. Since her conviction, Darlie and her family have learned a lot more about the legal system. They have presented a far different picture than was originally shown by the press. Even Barbara Davis changed her mind about the case and added a chapter to her book disputing the prosecutor's case. Read both sides and decide for yourself if this young woman is the she-devil portrayed by the prosecutors and press, or a woman naive of the inner workings of the legal system. Henderson, Cathy Here's what she allegedly did. Convicted in the abduction and murder of 3-month-old Brandon Baugh. Henderson had been babysitting the young boy and his 2 1/2-year-old-sister Megan, for three months prior to the murder without incident. Henderson later told police that Brandon died after she dropped him accidentally on his head. She said she panicked, buried the boy, and fled to her native Missouri, where she was later arrested. Using a map drawn by Henderson, authorities found Brandon's body in a cardboard box in a shallow grave outside of Temple on Feb. 8, 1994. An autopsy determined Brandon died of a fractured skull. Sheppard, Erica Here's what she allegedly did; Convicted in the robbery and murder of Marilyn Sage Meagher in Houston. Sheppard and co-defendant James Dickerson spotted Meagher carrying clothing from her car into her apartment at 4655 Wild Indigo and decided to rob her of her car. The pair tackled Meagher inside the apartment, and while she begged for her life, slashed her throat with knives five times. They then wrapped her head in a plastic bag and struck her in the head with a 10-pound statue. Sheppard and Dickerson fled in Meagher's 1993 Mazda 626 which was later recovered in Bay City, Texas. I have no problem with people who commit heinous acts should be killed. However, I'd have to be a real idiot to believe mistakes are never made. For that reason and the fact that it's cheaper to house them than kill them I am against the death penalty. The Cathy Henderson case bugs me a little. If what she says is true I don't think it qualifies for capital punishment. JMO

Pretty cool, don't know if awesome is right. Those are NASCAR hats, dumbass! If I knew where you lived I'd come over and punch you in the brain!!

There are many, many, many other reasons to consider you a Jackass!! I my pants driving into work one day. That was the last time I tried to go to work while sick. Not going to work this week? Gonna have to do all that sleeping at home now?

Daniel Harris!!

Meh, ok but fakerinos on the chests. I'd rather have Jessica!!

My thoughts exactly upon seeing the picture. Linky

Dip your wings in Preparation H.

Here's more; http://thaifood.about.com/od/introtothaico...hilipeppers.htm # You’ll sleep better. Recent studies prove that consuming just a little chilli pepper (fresh or dried) each day helps us fall asleep, and stay asleep longer. And adding a little fresh-cut chili to your evening meal may also help you feel more awake the next day. (For more on this, see: Eat Chili and Sleep Better!) # Your heart will be healthier. Studies show that eating chili regularly helps keep your heart healthy by lowering cholesterol, keeping your blood pressure in a healthy range, and allowing more blood to reach the heart. See: The World's Healthiest Foods # Your body will be able to fight inflammation, a leading cause of disease. Everyone these days seems to be talking about inflammation—not the type you get when you get a cut or a pimple, but inflammation inside our bodies and cells, the kind that can’t be seen, preventing diseases like arthritis and diabetes, and possibly cancer. In fact, studies have shown that those cultures whose diets includes plenty of hot chillies have lower rates of certain types of cancer, including colon and stomach cancer. See: Benefits of Chili/Capsaicin. http://zaayka.blogspot.com/2007/08/capsaic...d-scoville.html Capsaicin versus cancer: Several recent studies have shown that capsaicin may actually prevent the growth of certain types of cancer. In particular, there have been several clinical studies conducted in Japan and China that showed natural capsaicin directly inhibits the growth of leukemic cells. Although these studies used pure capsaicin directly injected into isolated diseased cells in a laboratory setting, scientists have also concluded that daily consumption of hot peppers (thus capsaicin) may actually prevent certain types of cancer. Throughout South America, intestinal, stomach, and colon cancer rates are very low compared to the United States. It is widely regarded by medical experts that this low cancer rate may be tied to the large amounts of capsaicin in their diets, since nearly every main dish in their normal diet contains some form of capsaicin-based food, particularly hot cayenne and jalapeño peppers. Of course we must also take into consideration the fact these cultures also consume fiber-rich beans on a daily basis.

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Unfortunately, and most likely, not. I'll give it a shot though!!

Since Buffalonians eat hot wings by the bucketful, every week, it's good to hear about these benefits!!! http://news.medill.northwestern.edu/chicag...s.aspx?id=62587 Capsaicin, the hot pepper’s natural heat-causing component, has been proven to kill cancer cells, prevent sinus infections, serve as an anti-inflammatory agent, provide gastric relief and produce fat oxidation. _______________________________ It retains the unique ability to provoke prostate cancer cell suicide, repress joint pain, block pro-inflammatory chain reactions in the blood and reduce nerve fiber swelling in the brain. I love 'em!! Great news that they aren't bad for me.

Here's the video

Defending the Mullet!!!!!

Somebody must have put Jessica Simpson on the list by now but if not here; 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 #4 and #2

Linky B complex vitamins are necessary for healthy anuses, hair, eyes, and liver. They also help the nervous system function properly. Didya just get outta work or are you gonna put in some overtime and go back to bed?