Steely Dan

In the future Jackass!! if you say something like that you have to post a picture. I'm doing it for you this time but you must abide by the rules of mentioning hot babes in the future. Here's another picture Glad I wasn't the only one. I recorded it and so I'll have to go back and look at it in slow mo. As they said on the broadcast he keeps pushing the sport into greater and greater things. I remember teenage crushes. Seeing them with someone else sucks and ruins the fantasy. What's sking?

I'm proud to say I was treating him like the jerkwad he is before he got out of the hospital. No rest for the wicked, as they say. Toe to toe dancing very close Body breathing almost comatose Wall to wall people hypnotized And they're stepping lightly Hang each night in rapture Back to back sacroiliac Spineless movement and a wild attack Face to face sightless solitude And it's finger popping Twenty four hour shopping in rapture Fab Five Freddy told me everybody's fly DJ spinning I said "My My" Flash is fast flash is cool Francois c'est pas flashe non due And you don't stop sure shot Go out to the parking lot And you get in your car and drive real far And you drive all night and then you see a light And it comes right down and it lands on the ground And out comes the man from Mars And you try to run but he's got a gun And he shoots you dead and he eats your head And then you're in the man from Mars You go out at night eating cars You eat Cadillacs Lincolns too Mercurys and Subaru And you don't stop You keep on eating cars Then when there's no more cars you go out at night And eat up bars where the people meet Face to face Dance cheek to cheek One to one Man to man Dance toe to toe Don't move too slow 'cause the man from Mars is through with cars He's eating bars Yeah wall to wall Door to door Hall to hall He's gonna eat 'em all Rapture Be pure Take a tour through the sewer Don't strain your brain Paint a train You'll be singing in the rain Said don't stop to the punk rock Back to back, body muscular Seismic movement, bite the jugular One to one, tea-time technology and a digital ardour No sign of Saviour in Rapture Well now you see what you wanna be Just have your party on TV 'Cause the man from Mars won't eat up bars where the TV's on And now he's gone back up to space where he won't have a hassle with the human race And you hip hop And you don't stop Just blast off sure shot Because the man from Mars stopped eating cars And eating bars And now he only eats guitars Get up!

Can I choke my chicken? The name can't be changed for awhile. It was an accident while trying to change it to something else. It made it revert to my old handle. If you want a little errr...cat I'll call him back from his secret mission to keep the Steerballs and DCToms in place.

WTF?

Word! The air he gets is stunning!!

I can't wait to see the new move he has up his sleeve. I hope he uses it but if he's in gold contention why risk it?

I'm stoked that Lindsey won the gold but I feel really bad for that girl. So close to a silver medal and one mistake causes incredible damage. Anyway, Way to go Lindsey!!

After telling the woman they didn't allow conjugal visits the prisoner thanked the guards profusely. He then went back to his cell and taped the latest Playboy Centerfold to his cellmates back.

Sorry to hear that mead. I hope his parents are holding up well. Nobody expects to lose a child.

How's about these?

I like the fact that the Bills seem to be bringing in younger guys to backup older guys on the coaching staff and in the FO. The geezers can't last forever and having replacements on staff is a good thing, IMO

Oy vey! I wonder how this guy knows the Bills are interested in Tebow? I have a lot of faith in BN's talent evaluation skills so if they take him it will be for something Buddy sees in him and I'm ok with that. JMO. This guy sounds like an uckshmay to me.

Sounds interesting. We need to know if he has the physical tools necessary for playing in the NFL at LT. JMO

The people I'm referring to are jackasses. What would you call someone taking cheap shots about what they believe you are doing in your life. (I have been accused of wanting to see members of our military killed and sitting at home drinking beers on the couch to name two instances) I have no problem with most of the stuff going on here. I'm not talking about a lot of the joking or comments about my intelligence. What I am talking about is the personal attacks that are made with absolutely no evidence. As far as Steerball goes it's a dig between friends. I thought everyone knew that. I changed my name back to my original. I didn't think it would be that hard to figure out. Most of the people here know that. As for admitting the choking again go back and reread the post. This is the exact kind of stuff that was annoying me. I figured telling people about the alleged choking incident would explain things about my being fired, but instead people read what they want to see and then make comments. I was being accused of a lot of different things by people who had no idea what they were talking about and figured it would clear things up. DC, 99.9% of what you say I don't mind. Like the above I find it funny. Name the six times in my post you're talking about, please. The part about the "trust fund babies" was heading things off at the pass for those who would accuse me of living off my parents. (I believe they would be the same people) If you disagree with my posts that's cool but the personal cheap shots, made by fantasies, are out of line. When I call people Jackasses!! (in italics) most people realize I'm joking. Also, I have never made nasty comments to anyone who didn't attack me first. I'm not saying I am completely innocent but I try to be civil to those who are civil to me. Being a smartass, in jest, is not uncivil. Just look at the last post thread. Insults fly constantly in that thread but they are realized to be in fun. Thank you again. So from now on I don't care anymore.

I'm tired of the snide comments being made about me when people have little to no facts to base them on. I've been letting them go and ignoring them but I have to admit they are really starting to annoy me. I hate to say this due to what Steerball went through recently and my problems aren't that severe but they will explain some things. This is what I'm dealing with right now. Since I was a child I've had a seizure disorder that actually required skull surgery for me when I was 8 years old. It disappeared for a long time and resurfaced about 7 years ago. Medications are doing a pretty good job of controlling it, but I had a severe reaction about 3 months ago that required hospitalization due to my dosage needing to be reevaluated. I have cancer that has been in remission for six years (knock wood), I have a thyroid problem that is also being controlled by medications, they found benign polyps in my colon last year and feel they need to monitor me closely, a year ago I had a stroke, a month ago it was determined I am diabetic and last week I found out that I have hepatitis C and the numbers coming in concern my doctor. I've spent about a month in total over the last year in and out of the hospital for these various things. These problems have become more acute since I was fired and have put me into a deep depression that I'm trying to work through. BTW, just to clear things up for some of you Jackasses, I was accused of choking a co-worker. I didn't actually do it. I'm sure most of you know that and even the people who feel the need to try and hurt me with snide comments know that. Where am I getting my money to live? Not government but my family. Just like the trust fund babies that so many here defend as being entitled to that money without the need to not work for it. The only government program I use is medicaid but I've been paying into the system for 20 years and at times I've had three jobs so I feel like it's deserved at this point. So keep making the snide comments because at this point I really won't care because I'm letting you know what is going on in my life. If you feel the need to keep making them more power to ya. I've learned a lot about the character of many people here through this. The good and the bad. 'Nuff said.

First super group? Let's compare; Eric Clapton Steve Winwood Ginger Baker Ric Grech VS. John Lennon George Harrison Paul McCartney Ringo Starr 'Nuff said.

And you know this, how?

I thought you liked pasty mothereffers

Bowzer?!

A friend of mine had dreams of a skeleton laughing at him the night before a family member would die. I don't know if he still has them or not.

Don't tell any friends about this dream or your dinner invites will disappear. I've never had a killing somebody dream or ever doing a violent act dream. It's disturbing to hear you guys have. The weirdest dreams I've ever had and I've had them a lot in the past four or five years involve me from my college days. One has to do with working for Domino's Pizza and the other about classes, that I never took. The Domino's one has to do with my leaving on a delivery but I forgot to check the map and I'm too embarrassed to return to check the map so I just keep driving around looking for the address while the 30 minute time clicks down and I know I'll never make it in time. The college one has to do with a class I was taking (in the dream only) and it's time to take the final exam. I've skipped so many classes I can't remember where the classroom is and I know that if I'm a minute late I won't be let in and I'll fail the course. So I'm frantically trying to find out where the classroom is. I'm trying to find my original course confirmation sheet that will tell me where the class is but I can't find it.

It was a hoax. Linky

Wendling really surprised me and Fine was a surprise too. I don't know this so don't think too much about it but it's possible some of them may not have had the on field or off field attitude Chan expects.

I get the Miller Time and the Support our Troops (politics) but the homage to his cousin is going waaaaaay too far.

What he said. What he said too. What he said three! 'Nuff said.