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  1. Bungee Jumper
    I'd just like to take this opportunity to thank my wife for buying me NHL Center Ice so I could watch the game... Of course, to hear HER tell it, she bought it so she wouldn't have to listen to me whine and B word and cry and moan about not seeing the Sabres. But we all know she did it for me...
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    Yeah, like I'm going to argue the morality of mass death with a !@#$ing Nazi...
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    Ed, you try so hard...and fail so badly...
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    No, Ed, those are two completely different things. I'd celebrate the deaths of Americans, and he's a retard. Just like you'd celebrate the deaths of Muslims, and you're a retard. One doesn't necessarily have anything to do with the other.
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    ...of the same race, of course. Must preserve racial purity by forbidding interracial adoptions.
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    But then, considering you're wrong about everything else you post on...why would I believe this?
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    And, of course, I was thinking of you in particular. Retard.
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    But then, just look at the handcuff possibilities...
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    Easier to hide a camera, too...
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    In my experience it ain't the bed, it's the mattress. But then, I can sleep nearly anywhere. A hardwood floor, a car, up a tree, a cement slab. So what the hell would I know?
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    Yeah, that's it. Only pedophiles know how to spell "pedophile".
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    Of course. Otherwise you're not doing it right.
  13. Bungee Jumper
    Opinions about what? It's a friggin' bed. I used to have one. It didn't survive the move (cheap IKEA pressboard piece of crap.) Like I said...it's a bed.
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    Yeah...goat cheese. Bet you didn't know the Mongols used to make beer out of horse milk. (They might still do, for all I know.) And no, I don't know why I know that.
  15. Bungee Jumper
    No...actually, it's called "goat cheese".
  16. Bungee Jumper
    "Pedophile", you idiots. Not "pedofile".
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    No, it's that as gay men have children, the genetic propensity to be gay will be passed on to further generations, resulting in the extinction of the species. Amazingly, it wasn't Holcomb's Arm that provided that gem...
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    I promise, when you die I'll laugh my ass off. Unless it's some sort of freak stingray accident. I wouldn't want to upset dib.
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    I was always highly amused that Jimmy Griffin banned Green Lightning. Apparently he'd never taken a look at Buffalo City Hall.
  20. Bungee Jumper
    We need a catchescannonballs/Joey Balls cage match. Battle Of The Pinheads.
  21. Bungee Jumper
    I don't think Norm's comments are bad; I think they're hilarious, actually. "You know who's got to be pissed? The crocodiles. He got killed by some fruity fish."
  22. Bungee Jumper
    Why don't you just start your own "I lost money on Atlanta and Philly" thread? It'll be easier than posting it everywhere.
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    Read it somewhere today (a couple of places, actually, which makes me think it came over the AP wire). The league "chose to recognize" the Sabres' winning streak; apparently there was some minor contention as to whether or not a shootout win is really a win. To which I say: you made the rules, it goes in the win column, it's a win. Stop !@#$ing around. It's not a choice.
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    I think he was asking about shoot-outs, not shut-outs.
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    And I'd like to take this opportunity to thank the league for "choosing" to "recognize" the three shootout wins as wins...
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