Bungee Jumper

It sure as sh-- isn't your phone-dialing skills.

Ed's giving advice on women now. This ought to end well...

Holy Jesus...

You should look at it from everyone else's point of view. It's no less unrealistic and baseless as damn near everything else you post. Really, "high" explains so much more than "sarcastic". I think I'll just assume from now on that you're on opiates...

No, you haven't. You think you have, but you're not even capable of recognizing that you haven't. That's why you're such a pain in the ass to argue with.

Is this sarcasm, or are you high?

Of course, the main reason said farmland degraded was poor farming and grazing practices. Basically, goats ate Mesopotamia. I kid you not. It takes quite a bit of prolonged human activity to wreck an ecosystem...but it doesn't have to be sophisticated activity.

You are such a !@#$ing idiot. You said "Good environmental decisions require the elimination of unnecessary carbon emissions sources." I disagree. The reason I disagree is because I can make a good environmental decision that does not require the elimination of unnecessary carbon emissions sources. For example: I replaced the thermostat in the house, and took the old mercury-filled one to the proper disposal center rather than a landfill. Good environmental decision. Did nothing for carbon emissions. And once again, you are a complete fool.

I'm stupid. Neither of my parents were East German doctors.

Uhhh...no, they don't. Look, we found another subject HA knows exactly jack sh-- about!

Actually, all those response were answered. Your counter was "Neener neener neener. I'm smarter than you." Do you get some sort of perverse pleasure out of looking like a complete fool? I've never seen anyone so tenaciously dedicated to being an utter moron...including Ed, ICE, and BF.

Oooh, tough luck, Ramius. Looks like you won't be participating in the breeding program...

I opted to omit that from the sample. So he made no mistakes.

Hey everybody, I'm a liberal again!

Preferably by the tuck rule.

Don't know what you're talking about, I didn't watch the WS. But you're probably right, nonetheless. There's very little subtle about anything in American culture anymore.

This is satire, right? I mean, you can't be serious. You must be making fun of conservatives. NO ONE is this friggin' dumb.

He didn't make any grammar mistakes.

Yes, Kerry's an idiot. There's far better reasons for thinking he's an idiot than this. It's not even worth discussing. The name of the radio station, though...that level of blatant manipulation is worth some comment. Moreso than anything Kerry spews.

I didn't know it was right-wing. Talk radio, sort of "Rush Limbaugh all day, every day"? Only reason I asked was that I was just getting prepared for a round of power vomiting upon finding out that "Patriot" has yet again been coopted to mean "If you're not a member in good standing of our party, you're just un-American." Being a Republican doesn't make you a patriot, it makes you a !@#$ing Republican.

Doubt it. Doesn't sound like religious programming.

You lost me at "Patriot Channel". What the !@#$ is the Patriot Channel?

She'd never let me post a pic, she thinks this sh-- is juveneile. Can't imagine why.

I don't even know what this means. Does anyone know what he's trying to say?

Now Holcombs Arm is complaining about maturity. I have officially stepped through the looking glass. What's next? Kurt Godel complaining about Nazis? PastaJoe complaining about the Democratic Party? Wacka complaining about Fox News?