So she doesn't ski, but you are surprising her with a ski trip for her B-day? Wouldn't this be like her surprising you with tickets to go see Oprah on your birthday?
I would like to think I would realize somebody was pissing on me before my shoes and socks were soaked with urine. Here is a safety tip, if you suspect someone is pissing on you, move.
UPDATE: On my way to work this morning, a large stone kicked up and cracked my winshield. Good times. Looks like I'll be getting a brand new one, problem solved.
So when I go to the costume store to buy a mask, I can buy a Clinton, Bush, McCain, or Obama mask. However, I should not buy the Obama mask, because it would be racist? The pusification of America continues....
It is a Rnady Moss mask. They have been around for a couple of years. Kenny Mayne used one in his Mayne event last year. I guess I am confused? Are we supposed to be outraged?
Your a hall of fame tight end, playing for a crappy team, and you only have a couple of years left in the tank. Would you want to be traded to a team that has been a laughing stock for the past decade, but were recently able to put together a 4-1 record? I love the Bills, but it is hard to fault Gonzo.
If Palin was a dem, the GOP war machine would have DESTROYED her within the first week. As bad as it has been for Palin, it would have been 100X worse.
...streak free windows? I have tried all different brands of window cleaner, but I can't get rid of the streaks when the sunlight hits, or the windows fog up. Anybody got any tricks of the trade they would like to share?