Jon in Pasadena

At your age, that's really about the best you can hope for. 🤷‍♂️

Gonna go out on a limb here, and predict that the Chargers are not going to ask Aaron Donald for any money. 🤣

That's one hell of a pr0n addiction. Respect!

Tidal forces.

Still have PTSD from that. 😖

A very hygienic carpenter.

"We suck smarter!"

My friend's wife wanted to throw a surprise birthday party for him, and asked me if we could use my place. I said "sure." I never thought to ask how many guests were coming or who they were. I figured it would be mainly friends we had in common. Well, my friend is a writer, and unbeknownst to me, he worked on a bunch of films back in the day and has kept in touch with many of the people he worked with, all of whom were evidently invited to the party. So a stream of bizarre Hollywood folks showed up at my house, including "Red Foreman". Craziest was when the T1000 rolled up on a Harley. We chatted about motorcycles for a while. That was pretty surreal. Thanks, but somehow it doesn't hit the same....

Kurtwood Smith showed up at my house a couple months ago. That was weird. I was so awestruck that I totally forgot to ask him to call me a dumb-ass and get it on video. That would have been epic.

Um, both pics are of Hailee.

Huh, I always figured him for a rhythm passer. Well, if they made it best 2 out of 3, and it was tied 1-1, I bet he'd come back for the rubber match.

Have an enormous, world-shattering "release" if ya know what I mean. Hopefully I won't be in a sports bar at the time.

Oh I don't know... I've heard reports Pee Wee doesn't have a live arm....

That was one wobbly-ass pass, but it got there on time.

"Bosa's Sack" would make a decent handle...

Not having a true #1 WR doesn't seem to matter much. They have 2 backs who can catch, 1 of whom have legit speed, and a great young TE. And, as you point out, a very good OL who can get out and block for all these guys. EDIT: I had a brain-fart when Williams did that end-around and put him down as a back not WR

Lions have so many weapons.

Holy *****!

Trying to make up for all the ball-dropping going on by the Ravens.

Because Mahomes incapable of working magic in 12 seconds...

First KC penalty with :20 to go in the half.

The post-game hug with Mahomes is gonna take a while...