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Good one. Are All-Pro designations listed on the Bills website? Oh wait, Donte was on the Bills last year.

I didn't know what the term "noir movie" meant until I read the title of your favorites. I think this topic is off limits even for this board. I don't really watch that stuff but some of my clients do. I'll have to get a few of those titles. Debbie Does Dallas and 21 Hump Street are classics but yours sound more eclectic other than Double indemnity which just sounds gross.

I think the Bills should fire their webmaster.

You should have put some easy ones in there early like: We will trade one of our 4ths to Philly for Casey Matthews.

Watch the league scapegoat us and suspend Stevie for the whole season. They will go after all teams that had Greggo but that will not be the reason given. This one seems to be the perfect excuse.

So he is basically saying he just wants to be against the prevailing winds of society. If everyone who believes in Heaven thinks it takes goodness and virtue to get there, he wants to be a douche instead. What would happen if the "have-nots who have no money" suddenly had the exact same amount as everyone else? What would he find to be a douche about? His brilliant thoughts will have come to fruition and I'm sure he'll be applauded by the previously rich and previously poor alike because each of us will have recognized his wisdom. Then he'll be all pissed because nobody thinks he is a douche bag any more. Then what will he do? He'll have to wait to die and go to hell but he'd end up in heaven. His philosophy seems to be "everything sucks and if we fix it, it will still suck". Personally I think it would be best if society ignored these pot smoking, hemp macrame plant holder making loser hippies. It would allow them to wallow in their self pity and be happy because there is plenty left to complain about and it would allow the rest of us to go about actually producing. And the bolded part is also telling, because "comfort" is really what it is all about for these losers. The comfort of knowing there will be lots of things there for you even if you don't endanger your "comfort" by getting off your butt and working for them. And no I don't mean the poor that have been held back by the insane thoughts of loser hippies like this. I mean the loser hippies themselves. We should give them a lifetime supply of pot, some potato chips, a lava lamp, a few books and tell them to contemplate the mystery of "what if blue is really red and red is really blue" and don't come out of your apartment until you've solved it. They would be forever comfortable and we wouldn't have to listen to their stupid crap.

Wow, everyone is following the rules.

You know when you'll finally wake up and realize that we should bomb Iran? Tom knows, ask him.

Geez dude have you seen some of these commie lefty pinko hippy pot smoking dirt bag losers? There is no way you would hang around one of them unless you were one of them.

Um....Ennifer?

Like maybe I shouldn't take millions of dollars from someone and 10 minutes later the pain I've had for years is suddenly unbearable.

Boo boo foot? Really? Not today please. Hopefully Johnson won't take his money and sit on the couch all year eating Doritos like Kyle.

I already pointed that out but have been looking into this for more detail. If you look closely the victim in the tattoo is not wearing a monocle. Is it possible he hit the wrong dude? Maybe it had fallen on the floor in the ruckus. picture

I think the Stevie signing makes the most sense but it was leaked yesterday and is old news at this point. I think the presser has something additional or they wouldn't have called it. My guess is SJ signing PLUS we traded one of our 4ths to Philly for Casey Matthews. Edit: Just saw the post above and blue pants are definitely another possibility. Maybe all three?

WWFLPD?

You live in LA. Were there rumors that he had been killed? He must have lived there because he filmed so many commercials. Do you think his replacement might have hired the gang-banger to make the hit? Where is Steely when we need a mystery solved?

If Ed's wife ever leaves the house, he may post on here again someday.

And it only took four years to realize the guy was in jail, not unemployed. I would think that would be the weirdest part, but if his tattoo actually does tell the story of the murder he committed then Planters has been using a stand in Mr. Peanut since at least 2004.

It wasn't the word. It was the video you attached.

They were going to arrest a few of the PPP posters but they were laughing too hard at how easily Booster is offended and forgot.

Well did you ever say it to multiple millions of people at the same time?

They left out the possibility of getting a hot looking female asteroid to hang around Mars and make goo goo eyes at the bad guy.

You spelled it wrong.

Could this simply be Bill lobbying the Bills to take a CB in the first like he does every year?

Solving it isn't like knowing that answer to world peace. It is more of an Occum's shaver thing.