crazyDingo

See how the Saints switched to the prevent defense?

3 hours and 10 years.

New nickname for Trent: Dinky.

What if they fake a field goal on every possession? Mooreman could hit TO in stride.

So much for Jauron's lucky shades.

Cue offensive implosion in 3..2..

Give Trent the Blue pill, Morpheus!

Dick Jauron: "Certainly we would like to sweep the leg. He has a great leg. But we really like our guys, they looked great in the dojo on Friday."

Fabulous. Said this way: Faaaaaab-u-LOUS!

Every season under the Morpheus Jauron regime they beat bad teams and lose to good teams.

You mean on the police blotter?

Ha! Watch, right before the game they yank him off the set and replace him with another announcer.

The fans have a request for the Redskins, too. In fact, they can use my form-letter: (Insert Team Name Here), You suck. Please stop. Best Regards, (your name)

Las Vegas Locomotives is the best team name since the Hollywood Schoolbuses.

I would certainly like to help you add to this, but reading it gave me apoplexy and I need to rest.

I heard that Leodis was going to throw the book at them, but it was stripped and he lost the case.

I will be concerned if Buggs isnt also able to bite on a pump-fake, get out of position and then lumber his slow, white butt to make a tackle 6 yards downfield and then break his arm. And his neck size is a concern.

They look like a giant table at Applebees. "Can we get some water, please?"

I, too, would like to take this opportunity to apologize if I have insulted anyone with my insight, clever wit and outrageous charm. It isn't easy being me and if you pack of losers understood the heavy burden I carry you would get off my back and take a good, long look at yourselves and how wrong you are when you compare your minuscule brains and stupid opinions with my own. So, please, accept this heartfelt apology and hearty handshake.

Everyone else calls him "Empty threat." Yeah, I said it!

Can we shorten this to just "Dick face" Ahahahahaha! crazyDingo, you are so BAD!

I sent him a cake, but he dropped it.

"The only thing missing from the Bills courageous effort was a QB who know how to win those types of games...like my bestest buddy Brett Favre. Now THATS courage!"

I knew it and was ready for it. My soul is calloused.

Groundhog Day. Groundhog Day. Groundhog Day.