Max Fischer

I think over-officious jerk was a good description for this dribble. Lesson: It's impossible to reason with the unreasonable.

Yes, better. But the Skins Offense is HORRIBLE.

But it looks like Orakpo was killing the Right side.

No way could he go for a FG. May as well admit to your team that you care more about yourself, and the fans would NEVER forgive him.

Yeah, that's it, Straw Man. You may want to live an inflexible world that dictates that rules are rules and human intellect and problem solving play no part in our society, but I believe that common sense could play a part in finding an equitable solution (for ex., make them forfeit a game, and see were it goes from there; the school has to lose some privilege, pay a fine, etc. any solution whereby the players themselves don't bear the full brunt, that's not why we have sports in the first place). Sorry if that taxes your brain. If Holland forfeits a win and both teams are 14-2, how does that hurt the other team? What is the tie-breaker? Why should the other school advance when they are not the superior team? Settle it on the field. If the other teams wins a tie-breaker, then Holland is out. If Holland wins the tie-breaker, then they move on and the other team really has no reason to complain. You could still impose a fine or whatever on Holland but the players themselves win or lose on the field.

So, Holland would not advance if they forfeit a win? What is the tiebreaker? Settle it on the field, not in court.

That will teach those girls. We need a rigid society that will not bend to common sense. Good lesson there.

I thought Cooley would play this week. Guess not. Cooley Done for the Year Fitz & Wonderlic

Off the top of my head: Lonesome Dove and Lord of the Rings

We'll never know the exact reason why, but he's either crazy, conducting the world's longest running gag or is simply a crank who craves attention.

I cringe when people say a player is a "can't miss" -- but Luck is pretty close. Like with Peyton Manning, there are some things you just cannot teach. Without Luck, Stanford wouldn't be in the Top 25, let alone in the Top 10. See Indy without Manning.

P.S. - See Jim Kelly (my all-time favorite player) like a few dozen times . . .

And your solution for a QB upgrade is . . . ?

On the road against a decent team that was desperate for a win and we lost the game late. I'd say there were more than a few positives.

Also: See Brees.

I was about to write about all the reasons you are dead wrong, but I figured that would be a waste of time. Instead I'll simply say, "Grow a pair."

Wow, the Bills won already? What was the final score? Any other useful information from the future?

Great honor, but (blasphemy alert) I'm very surprised he beat out Tom Brady and Wes Welkier who had a historic months.

The only thing better than Dehlia's analysis is her fantasy football name. I predict multiple marriage proposals. Too bad the Bills don't play the Eagles for another few years . . .

I believe, but let's wait until the end of the year before we start handing out final grades.

They give the Bills a 16.1% chance of making the Super Bowl. Hell, I would have taken a 1% chance.

Harrumph, Harrumph

Harrumph, Harrumph!

Better analysis than you'd see on any other football show. Plus, she's damn cute.

Yes, "Nonetheless." It's a common English term, meaning "however," despite everything to the contrary, etc. You should try it out.