Kultarr

Ralph is so cheap he hangs Jiffy Pop on the ceiling rather than buy smoke detectors.

Still riding the coattails.

What's the matter? Don't you want a brittle pocket QB with bad knees starting behind our stellar line? Just think of all those fantasy-world 10 second to develop, drop back and zip it, bombs that he feathers in behind quadruple coverage when you see him get hit in the chops and riding out on the back of the cart.

Stick around. There are bound to be some more fans doing swan dives off the bridge here any moment now.

Was her maiden name Wooden?

I once saw him short change a 1 cent gumball machine. Oh, that was Ralph Benson, oops.

Is she an octogenarian?

Where's Cutler? Isn't he like a 257 out of 100?

Yes. But, it was a spectacular Christmas tree.

The dude from Texas Tech (Sly?) is pretty interesting. Hits like a run-away truck.

Expecting miracles isn't realistic, period.

There for a second I thought someone was going to bring up the "He's scared of snow ... curled up in the fetal position and wimpering for his mama."

Not to take the sails out of his wind or anything.

Clearly, he's stalling to give you an ulcer.

Sounds perfect for a "smashmouth" team that throws to passes to the "hands-of-stone" FB on 3rd and short.

Trade JP for a box of tape? Depends. How big a box we talking about? What colors are the rolls of tape? Gotta have "tough guy" tape, none of that Care Bear stuff!

I have no mail period. This thing used to kick off about 900 pop up ads a second. They fix that? (I have a pop up blocker now.)

You're welcome. Seriously though, the Bills need better talent across the board, so I think they'll draft the best player available and not to fill particular positions. Anywhere on the DL, LB (Spikes hurt, Posey sucks), CB (Clements gone?), S (Troy "too small, hurt again" Vincent and Lawyer "guys with cement in their shoes blow my doors off" Milloy are playing on reputation), OL (any position), TE, WR (Roscoe "smurf" Parrish isn't a starter, Moulds gone?), RB (is Willis in retrograde?), QB (Holcomb is a 1-2 inning middle reliever at best, Losman might be OK or suck, who knows?)... On the bright side, at least the Bills have talent at P.

Here's a draft order, by round, for you. 1. a football player that will work hard and help team get to Super Bowl 2. a football player that will work hard and help team get to Super Bowl 3. a football player that will work hard and help team get to Super Bowl 4. a football player that will work hard and help team get to Super Bowl 5. a football player that will work hard and help team get to Super Bowl 6. a football player that will work hard and help team get to Super Bowl 7. a football player that will work hard and help team get to Super Bowl

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... which is exactly why "calling out the media" is such a stupid thing to do.

I disagree. The players on the field know who the monsters are. And, bad players, whatever the position, do not appear in the Pro Bowl. People used to ridicule Ruben Brown about making the Pro Bowl, but when it was 3rd and 1 and you wanted a guy that would win his one-on-one match-up most of the time, plowing his guy 3 yards downfield, Ruben was a man against boys. On the other hand, for example, the Patriots don't have any Pro Bowl lineman. All they do is win Super Bowls. So, clearly, being invited to the Pro Bowl is not everything -- but it is certainly not "nothing" either. But, to be clear, I'm not saying one must have 5 Pro Bowlers and 5 1st rounders in order to have any chance. Again, that's obviously not true. One can certainly get by with less than that. The point is simply that extrapolating from the Mike Williams bust pick, that no good can possibly come from spending a high draft pick on the OL, just doesn't add up. Another point: Having a Jim McNally around will help develop raw talents (e.g. Peters), but it isn't a cure all and cannot correct guys without the necessary talent and dedication. Blaming the position coach for lack of talent doesn't make much sense either.

Yes. Every one of last years NFC pro bowlers was a 1st, 2nd, or 3rd round pick. Even the alternates...

How many Pro Bowl lineman were drafted in the first round? How many were undrafted?