TD - Mike, we have a few things to discuss about the team as FA begins.
MM - I'm listening Mr. Donahoe.
TD - First off, you did one hell of a job last year until DB crapped himself against the Pitt wannabes and that's why I released him. Now you can start next year with a young, unproven QB with 0 starts. He looks very promising, but his backup has proven throughout his whole career that he blows, so keep "The Kid" healthy.
MM - I am excited about JP, but I would like to have a proven veteran BU to help "The Kid" along.
TD - That is not important right now Mike. Now secondly, I am going to let our best starting O-lineman go sign somewhere else also, can't afford him and IF someone becomes available, I will pick him up if it will benefit the team. Right now, there is no one out there so we will worry about that later.
MM - I think we will be allright Mr. Donahoe, we still have one of the best D's in the league to keep games close.
TD - That brings me to my third point Mike. I am also releasing our best D-lineman too. Can't afford him either. Let's just hope we don't face alot of good RBs this year.
MM - This is starting to get a little ugly Mr. Donahoe. Please, at least tell me you have upgraded the K position.
TD - Good news Mike. Rian is not the worst K in the league anymore, he is 2nd worst now that I signed Owen Poachmen. That should help Rian's confidence.
MM - Okay TOM, who do we take in the 1st round of the draft this year.
TD - Oh yeah, I forgot to mention that to you last year. I traded our 1st RD pick to Dallas. Don't worry Mike, when the 1st available FA from IUP becomes available, I will have him here before you can blink your eyes.
MM - Tom, Phuck you I QUIT.