What's wrong with blowing up the ship?!? Problem solved! Besides Star Fleet had insurance on the ships...
And don't forget Kirk went through women just as fast as guys in red shirts!
Picard on the other hand is a honky-tonk hermaphrodite!
Yes, I loved those replies I am part english, scottish, scandinavian, native american, and irish. Just took awhile for me to get around to my irish side and respond in kind. That being said, I think I will go have a potato and something to drink...
Not sure if it will make you feel any better or not, but be thankful she didn't dump you for Michael Jackson. Hopefully that'll give you some perspective