1) don't mess with the toupee! It's one of the best in the business.
2) Kirk knows that Picard was "Professor X" not "Doctor X"
3) ergo Kirk > /dev/null
Sure they can. Stupidity knows no political boundries. Besides, they're not about to let themselves be upstaged by the Dems. In fact, I think I hear Bill Frist or Rick Santorum coming to the podium now
Here are some I can think of off the top of my head...
Second Hand Lions
Shawshank Redemption
Gross Pointe Blank
Fifth Element
Twister
Con Air
The Rock
The Hunt for Red October
The Gumball Rally