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EC-Bills

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  1. You trying that haiku stuff? Yeah, I am having a dense day...
  2. 1) don't mess with the toupee! It's one of the best in the business. 2) Kirk knows that Picard was "Professor X" not "Doctor X" 3) ergo Kirk > /dev/null
  3. /dev, du bist mein Held!
  4. The Patriot, which one? Mel Gibson version or Steven Seagal version?
  5. Sure they can. Stupidity knows no political boundries. Besides, they're not about to let themselves be upstaged by the Dems. In fact, I think I hear Bill Frist or Rick Santorum coming to the podium now
  6. This blows donkey d*cks! Just what we need, more incentive for corruption.
  7. Yeah, but that would just anger AD and he would club you like a baby seal...
  8. A little humor for the morning... Linky Love the part at the end taking a jab at good ol' Jeb :
  9. I can see it now: Turtle Taco HotPockets® Turtle Pizza HotPockets® Turtle Quesadilla HotPockets® My God, the possibilities are endless!!!
  10. Oh, I so disagree with you. If Kerry had speech writers like that, he would be President right now.
  11. Champaign, IL?!? That's right next to me
  12. Don't forget to add Rick Santorum to the = RJ list.
  13. One of my favorites from Anthony Hopkins in Meet Joe Black: "Don't blow smoke up my ass, it will ruin my autopsy."
  14. Damn, you put the one in that I was going to. That was a classic line from The Rock!
  15. Here are some I can think of off the top of my head... Second Hand Lions Shawshank Redemption Gross Pointe Blank Fifth Element Twister Con Air The Rock The Hunt for Red October The Gumball Rally
  16. You're an evil man VA!
  17. Happy Birthday!
  18. Truer words have never been spoken in this day and age...
  19. Been around for awhile, but still humorous... Linky
  20. Somone please tell me Robert Smith of the Cure is still alive, he's the only one who can defeat MechaStreisand!
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