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I had a bladder infection a couple weeks back and had to go to afterhours care b/c I was burning bad. So, this HOT young blonde fully body nurse comes walking in and asks me a few questions. She's reeeealllly friendly. No ring on her finger and she's a PA. Must be pretty bright. Yeah, I'm married but I still have these thoughts... So, she tells me to go pee in the cup. So, I do it and she comes back in. I'm thinking "man, if only I was single...." We have a decent conversation for about 5 minutes and I'm getting ready for her to give me my perscription then she says "Oh, their is one more thing." "I'd like to check your prostrate to make sure it's not infected." I stared at her fingers, which were about as long as Frankenstein's in my mind's eye and said point blank "Not with those meat hooks" She looked at me and seemed actually disappointed. I swear to god it seemed like it would have made her day. (they check but sticking their fingers in your stevestojaner) Well, needless to say I didn't give her any pleasure....but, it sure was one freaky experience.

Why not get Flutie? At least he can move.

HOW? He's the same darn QB as Deadsoe.

just go to Eckerd or CVS and pick one up stevestojan.

I'm sorry. But, congrats anyways.

Mobility, we need mobility with this line. I don't know what they were thinking when they brought Drew in. Losman is going to have a lot to prove.....

Nah, it just upsets me worse.

Perhaps we should ask Gildon to come back and apply some pressure b/c you are absolutely right. He ran right into the lineman every single time during that Oakland game. It was like he was looking to sack the lineman rather than the QB.

Did you guys see this? How the Bills' offenses compare: Last 16 games 1985 1984 Record 4-12 2-14 2-14 Points 194 200 250 First downs 255 256 263 Touchdowns 20 23 28 Offensive TDs 18 22 27 Total net yards 4,140 4,595 4,341 Net yds. rushing 1,676 1,611 1,643 Net yds. passing 2,464 2,984 2,698 Holy crap! We are PATHETIC.

I hate it when "-wise" is attached to a word, as in "That is incorrect, grammar-wise". ----------------------------- you mean like this? "It's not what you believe outside (the team), it's what we believe inside," Mularkey said. "We spend the countless hours coaching-wise and playing-wise.

That's why I have all the problems with my ass...too much stress!!!!

And I don't drink a lick of alcohol either.....

I still don't know what the hell is wrong with me to tell you the truth. And neither do the doctors. I've had a lot of problems in that area. Roids, recurring Abcesses, Fissures....you name it and I've had it. They "tested" me for chrones (sp?) disease and I didn't have that. They think it's just IBS but who knows....

I had my first one this year and I'm 27. But, I was having some issues down there so they wanted to check it out. I think they say 40 is when you start.....

I'll get one.

Yeah, it's correctable alright. Correctable when someone figures out that with the line we have we need a mobile QB. Did anyone watch the game last night? See how the QB's AVOID the pass rush not run in to it?

I had one. It's not bad. It's kind of like this.

Good spelling tends to get more respect here than poor spelling. So, to say that we don't care about spelling isn't the full truth. I know my spelling has improved a TON since I started visiting these pages. For example I now know "psyched" is not spelled siked...

The Cardinals. nah.....for proximity purposes.....probably....either Cleveland or Pittsburgh.

funny isn't it? We all call Drew a stevestojantty QB and it's gospel. Skip calls him that and you all attack his resume.....

got this off Page 2 on ESPN.com Skip Bayless comment is great ----------------------------------------------- Third down: Whatever happened to Drew Bledsoe? Anybody know if he's still in the league? Jeff Merron: His O-line apparently forgot he's still in the league. Alan Grant: Ah, I feel most equipped to answer this one. I just witnessed the Bills offense struggle against a Raiders defense, which is average at best. This much is true: Bledsoe is still a premier quarterback. But obscurity has a way of enveloping those quarterbacks for whom absolutely no offensive lineman will block. Eric Neel: I know he can still play; I saw the long ball to Lee Evans. But when your most productive play of the day is a kissed-by-the-gods force job through 47 Raiders defenders and into the hands of Eric Moulds, you're pressing. And when you're pressing, you're liable to be 0-2. AG's right, the offensive line is leaving him back in the pocket looking like a screaming high-schooler in the face of Michael Myers, all quivering, helpless and billsfanone. And the way they looked Sunday, the question isn't whether Drew is in the league now, it's whether he'll be around and moving under his own power a week or two from now, because if ever a man looked ripe to hang in a half-second too long in the hopes of making a big play, he's the man. Skip Bayless: This isn't Lasiks-vision hindsight. I said publicly at the time that the Patriots were making the right move trading Bledsoe to a division rival because it would hurt the Bills more than help them. Bill Belichick knew Bledsoe just isn't the kind of guy you want in your foxhole or leading your huddle. He has a high weenie factor. He's a whiner. He's a pocket statue and his velocity is too often undercut by a deliberate release. In some ways, Bill Parcells got New England to the Super Bowl in spite of Bledsoe. Curtis Martin and Terry Glenn at the peak of their powers took some pressure and focus off Bledsoe. Though the Bills are on the rise, they're not quite good enough to overcome the Big Weenie. Patrick Hruby: Well, the Bills keep losing, so it's safe to assume Bledsoe is still around. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------

If it was a joke you could have at least spelled the last name properly.

TD TOM...............OMG I friggin agree!!!!!!!!!!! Why the HELL don't we get someone for the short stuff? Freddie Jones, Antonio Gates... Indy doesn't want Pollard anymore b/c of Dallas Clark....why not play let's make a deal!!!!

Marianna Raveria ------------------------ WHO THE F is letting Mariano's sister pitch?

Puhhhhhlllleassseee....you are comparing apples to oranges. With the DH it's impossible to compare NL teams to AL teams. It's a totally different ballgame.