Cotton Fitzsimmons

Casey Clausen...... or JIMMY Clausen (aka JIMMY FOOTBALL HERE!)

Clip Smith, heh? Looks like Gregg Williams to me! She's little in the middle, but she's got MUCH BACK! WOAH! YE OLE is on FIRE!

Red "Rooster Cogburn" esta en la casa! That's a reference that some of the classier professional posters like YE OLE would understand.

IF... we finish 8-8... and the stars align that we win the division... and win a playoff game or two... then we will give Perry "Fossil" Fewell a shot

Levitre, Wood, and Incognito firing off the ball!! Pushing defenders back! BEAST MODE mowin them busters down, yo!

They are sooo hiiiiiiigggghhhh... high on Kenny... he's so lovely!

Ain't Fitz sweet? He's got that competition beat! Now we ask you very confidentially, ain't Fitz sweet?

This is the anthem, throw all your hands up!

The Colts are going to come in to THE RALPH all hopped up trying to sport THE PERFECT SEASON. They WILL play their starters... they WILL lay it all on the line. The game is close! Fitzpatrick is dueling Manning... neither one will blink! ZOWIE!!!! The game is tied! The final score from New England goes up on the jumbotron... the Pats lost, to finish 8-8! The division could be ours! 15 seconds left (Colts have 1 timeout to set up the FG) and Manning is driving the Colts for the win! From the Bills 48 yard line he takes that snap... and we get that sinking feeling in our gut. "No... not like this... not again..." He has Dallas Clark streaking down the seam... Manning hoists the ball into the air... Byrd flies in out of nowhere, and picks it off! Then he returns it for a TD! Clock reads 0:00! He begins to do his patented Bird Dance and the crowd goes ape shiznat! The P.A. comes on "STAND AND CHEER YOUR AFC EAST CHAMPION BUFFALO BILLS!!!!"

New England is currently at 5-4 in conf. If they lose out they end up 5-7. We are 3-7, so if we win out against NE, ATL, IND we'd end up at 5-7 as well.

You've been runnin around bustin YE OLE's onions for a few days now. I'm gonna have to give you a Pete Carroll style "What's your DEAL, man?" I was merely debating the definition of "Strength of Victory" What I said was factually accurate. You sir... are a MAROON!

Strength of victory is not figured in that manner. Strength of victory is the combined RECORD of teams you have beaten, not the point margin. Where we would win is if we knocked off an Indy team resting it's starters that say ended up 15-1.

I thought abut this last night too, but not even YE OLE' had the cajones to post this and deal with the backlash that would ensue from this board. Props to OP for having the stones to post this. Ironically enough, I agree... I can totally see the other 3 teams losing out. Us winning out at this point... more unlikely I'm afraid. But, that being said, I think our toughest game left is New England this week and I can't say it's not winnable. Can anyone imagine this team HOSTING a playoff game?

Beuerlein got his MOJO workin! He got that MOJO workin!

Ohhhh it's sooo good! (Compulsory Mr. Food Reference) Paul Orndorf has officially joined the thread!

As you all know Steve Beuerlein is a SWEET commentator... My favorite bit of insight from Steve yesterday was clearly: "I'm not sure I understand why you take a dump over the middle to your back..."

You come 'round these parts DwightSchrute Root, talkin bad about these here Buffalo Bills? I don't like you DwightSchrute Root... I challenge you to a duel at HIGH NOON! And it don't bode well fer you city slicker, cuz Rowdy Ryan Fitzpatrick has the quickest draw in the AFC East!

Jeff Smith... he died in 2k4.

In reality, it was just a collection of Randy Moss quotes that Ye Ole' finds amusing. But, since thou dost protest, please unleash the San Jose Bills Fan brand of logic this board clamors for...

Freddie comes to us undrafted and Lynch costs a #12 overall pick. And the consensus is Fred is the better back. Amazing really... simply amazing.

Gotta love those moments... those moments are to be cherised Haven!

Best Randy Moss quotes of all time: "Can't nobody cover RRRRRRRANDY MOSS!" (gotta rrrrrrolll the R) "I have Ve-HICLES... you know me, I'm going to have Ve-HICLES..." "What was I thinking? Nothing, obviously. I did it, put the weeds to my lips. I devastated myself." The moral of this story? Don't put the weeds to your lips boys and girls!

Had no idea Promo. Truly a disgrace. Seems to me there was another one called THE URBAN PEASANT. Anyone recall that?

Anyone ever watch that show "The Frugal Gourmet?" Our O-Line reminds me of that show to a T. You take a bunch of inexpensive ingredients, but combine them to form an OH SO SAVORY dish. A savory dish that is our O-LINE.

BLUUUUUE!!!! CLOSE ENOUGH!!!!!!!! WASAAAAAAA B? WASABEEEE!!!!!!! Greatest Commercials... EVER