How about somebody get drunk and then killing someone leaving the party. How would you feel for all you who approve of this. Parents would be sueing Gurtler right now.
I've worked on my share of brownfields in the city I used to work with URS Corp. There will be some soil borings if possible to determine what kind contamination might exist there and what is the extent. That would be the first phase.
Maybe their have a skating rink right outside. The winds sure will be blowing. Might have some old folks falling on the butts there. Should be a laugh!