I have so many ideas for you.
Better stay living with mom and dad. Continue your freeloading.
20 year military pension not that much and 20 years from now you will be standing on the street corner begging for money.
Go down and volunteer at the soup kitchen.
Become a Walmart greeter.
Want fries with that?
Just a few to get you started.
I am sure others will pitch in with other ideas.