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I'd say he can't Hackett.

What the hell is Hackett doing? Bitching about the clock when he only has 2 timeouts? What does that accomplish, dummy?

I don't think that was worse game management than Cincinnati, but you'd think someone should play Madden and learn some end-of-game strategy.

That was about those Daboll special trick plays that mainly didn't work. This challenge is a Carroll special. Nobody knows what he could possibly be seeing in that replay.

Shannon Sharpe's Universal Translator must have gotten fried in an ion storm.

Didn't hear that but I'm inflicting the Mannings on myself. There was a drinking game with friends/family based on when saying what the announcer says first. We had to stop; they're pretty predictable.

That tackle at the goal line, I hope it reminds every Tennessee fan of Kevin Dyson.

Been keeping half an eye on Tariq Woolen who was absolutely freakish at the combine and somehow went 150-ish overall in round 5. The thought was, he'd need quite a bit of technique work, but here he is starting for Seattle at the boundary, because he's bigger and faster than pretty much any receiver that isn't DK Metcalf. Crazy traits, ran mid 4.2's at 6'4". Wouldn't have blinked if Beane wanted him in round 3, or even 2.

DaQuil is the anchor against the run Star wasn't. Settle and J Phillips are upfield disruptors. Von actually grades out incredibly well against the run. Lawson is known as a solid contain defender on the edge. The key loss is Harry, an excellent run defender. If DaQuil replaces him/Star for a wash, that's terrific and so far he looks good. But the rest of last years replacements - Addison to Lawson, Hughes to Von, Obada/Star/Zimmer to Settle/Phillips, I think you can call an upgrade vs run and pass.

Looked like Harry filling the hole on 4th-and-goal for the ToD by the Packers?

Here we go again. Mercifully, no TOs left for icing the kicker.

Ball cant be advanced in last 2 minutes! Except by player fumbling it!

Is 3 feet down the new standard? First Kupp, then Hurst, then Deonte Johnson.

Duck hook! Laces out!

Holy crap, I wasnt even paying attention. Got him in like round 12 and started him in the flex on a hunch. And because the Falcons are just bad. He might just just win the week for me.

Is that implying that the Mike McDaniel offense consists mainly of Long Distance, Runaround?

Wentz having a flashback to 2021, jeez.

Have they started planning the Division Title parade over on you-know-where.com?

There is so much God-awful QB play going on everywhere in the league right this moment. What a luxury to not have to worry about it.

I do have a soft spot for Blaze Bayley though. Of the listed options, I agree most with Charles Haley.

Well there's the rub. He can pass it. He can run it. He can look like he's running it and then pass it. He can look like he's passing it and then run it. Or he can hand it off and go run a route and catch it.

The run at 9:20 of the Cover-1 video was something I was laughing at on watching the replay, as basically every blocker and then the ball carrier ran right past Donald who apparently had no idea what was going on. It was like an line of army ants rolling by the equivalent of the guards of Swamp Castle...

The metaphorical cherry on top was Ramsey literally falling on his face.