Here's one for you:
Friend of mine was 17 and on a date. Driving home from the date and he feels a bump, but thinks nothing of it. Soon enough, just about every car driving behind him starts flashing their lights, honking their horn. A few miles later he gets home, looks under the car and their is a dead deer with its leg stuck in his axle - he drove 3 miles home dragging the deer through the streets of east aurora, and it left a blood trail the whole way home. the cops couldn't stop laughing.
he didn't get any that night.