Gavin in Va Beach

Now now, there's no need to insult drunks like that...

A guy returning money he doesn't feel he's earned is slipping your politics into this board? Damn Kelly, when did you leave the Democratic party!?!?

Is that the place that has an onion loaf? We ate at a steakhouse in Orlando that served some type of onion loaf, basically a bunch of onion rings crammed into a bread pan and baked or something. Can't remember the name of the place but damn that onion loaf was good.

Oh no...no...no...Yes. What I mean squire is that R.Rich is a man of the world, you know, he's been around...he's done it...with a lady.

I'll bet she does...nudge nudge wink wink say no more...

Whoa whoa whoa...public beheadings and stonings are fine, but sex with Hilary really falls under the 'cruel and unusual punishment' definition...

Beer.

Course "Gannongate" got him fired up while another tax increase just merited a bored yawn I suppose...until of course it didn't pass and then it was open season on the children from all the pedophiles that were out walking the streets...

Ahh, the BS WMD is very powerful. I believe it was the BS WMD that Saddam used on the Kurds... Those darn BS WMD...just another Republican lie The pictures are said to have been taken in the aftermath of Saddam's attack using chemical weapons and cluster bombs on the Kurdish city of Halabja (population estimated at 70,000) on March 17, 1988. Halabja is located about 150 miles northeast of Baghdad and 8-10 miles from the Iranian border. The attack, said to have involved mustard gas, nerve agent and possibly cyanide, killed an estimated 5,000 of the town's inhabitants. The attack on Halabja took place amidst the infamous al-Anfal campaign, in which Saddam brutally repressed yet another of the Kurdish revolts during the Iran-Iraq war. Saddam is also said to have used chemical weapons in attacking up to 24 villages in Kurdish areas in April 1987.

If by 'finest cartoonists' you mean 'cartoonists that are just slightly to the left of Chairman Mao', then I'd agree with you.

I think he won the Chinese Downhill too.

Public beheading for child abducters. Seriously.

Bro! Your little guy is a handsome little devil...almost as handsome as my little guy. Have you begun thinking 'Holy crap he's growing fast!" yet?

Change it back?

Dude sitting at a bar-"We have questions about Taste-Loss, but are afraid to ask" Voice-Over-'There is no such thing as a stupid question' Dude sitting at a bar-"Can you get Taste-Loss from a foosball table?" Voice-Over-"I stand corrected. That is a stupid question." /always falls over laughing at that commerial //easily amused

Greatest.Cartoon.Ever. Crusher- "D'aaah I was just passing by..."

"Just remember that you're standing on a planet that's evolving And revolving at 900 miles an hour, That's orbiting at 19 miles a second, so it's reckoned, A sun that is the source of all our power. The sun and you and me and all the stars that we can see, Are moving at a million miles a day In an outer spiral arm, at 40,000 miles an hour, Of the galaxy we call the Milky Way. Our galaxy itself contains 100 billion stars It's 100,000 light years side to side. It bulges in the middle, 16,000 light years thick But out by us its just 3,000 light years wide We're 30,000 light years from galactic central point, We go round every 200 million years And our galaxy is only one of millions of billions In this amazing and expanding Universe. The Universe itself keeps on expanding and expanding In all of the directions it can whizz As fast as it can go, at the speed of light you know, 12 million miles a minute, and that's the fastest speed there is. So remember when you're feeling very small and insecure How amazingly unlikely is your birth And pray that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space Because there' bugger all down here on earth."

If we end up drafting Diamond Ferri he can play safety AND runningback.

"When we hang the capitalists they will sell us the rope we use." But I can't remember if that was Stalin or TracyLee who said that...

"The death of one man is a tragedy. The death of millions is a statistic." Eh, comrade?

Otherwise known as 'shackles'...

Saw his name in the recent posting box. Friends don't let friends watch American Idol...

And she forces you to watch that dreck!?!?! Tell her for every stupid reality show she makes you watch, she's gotta watch "Sorority Girls Gone Wild" or something...

Joe, what are you doing in here man!?!?!? Get out of here before someone sees you and thinks you're either 12 years old or gay!!!

I was thinking 'The Second Coming' by Yeats, but Lovecraft works too... Turning and turning in the widening gyre The falcon cannot hear the falconer; Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold; Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world, The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere The ceremony of innocence is drowned; The best lack all conviction, while the worst Are full of passionate intensity. Surely some revelation is at hand; Surely the Second Coming is at hand. The Second Coming! Hardly are those words out When a vast image out of Spritus Mundi Troubles my sight: somewhere in the sands of the desert A shape with lion body and the head of a man, A gaze blank and pitiless as the sun, Is moving its slow thighs, while all about it Reel shadows of the indignant desert birds. The darkness drops again; but now I know That twenty centuries of stony sleep were vexed to nightmare by a rocking cradle, And what rough beast, its hour come round at last, Slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?