BillsFanInTexas

Joe Theisman is a No Talent Ass Clown

1. Clonie Gowen 2. It starts to snow 3. Anything by Rush (oh, wait. I thought it was the overrated category- now all their fans will pm me to let me know that Getty Lee's nose isn't that big and that the drummer is doing things that have never been done before....) Never mind 4. budget 5. WRONG!! I have no idea who any of you are...

no but it does make your butt look big

I thought it was a W(h)inning, not a whining... Never mind (LAMP)

Added my vote

Thanks for the advice. To all others - see it isn't difficult!

as stated, it's an actual job. I found out today that I was referred by an industry colleague, so that makes it even more legitimate.

I had a headhunter call me yesterday. I'm not currently looking for a job, but always willing to listen. I'm not sure how they got my name and contact info, but it is a legit job for a company that is struggling. I may have hit the ceiling here, so could be an opportunity to make some more $$... My question is: What questions should I ask the headhunter? Keep in mind: I've seen the position and description I'm probably not qualified for the position The company may go under in the next couple of years The position would require a move from Texas to Colorado (which isn't a big deal as neither my wife nor I have family in Texas). Your help is appreciated.

BFLOFN is available. Simple. You can also go with FARK U

Leave the campsite and sleep with his wife/girlfriend. That will show him!

Hey! That's the name of one of my Fantasy Football teams - the Bumpin' Uglies. Won the league title last year!

Forgot one and didn't bother to check if someone else posted it. Defending Your Life Always a great laugh.

My top ten Office Space Caddyshack Bull Durham Spinal Tap Grosse Point Blank Life of Brian Rounders Shawshank Pulp Fiction Few Good Men no originals, but I did sleep at a Holiday Inn Express last night

1. Cheating. 2. Halle Berry 3. Muggsy Bogues (wasn't he like 5'3"?) 4. Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes 5. Genessee Cream Ale

Spent a week on Maui for my honeymoon. I second the sunrise at Haleakala. Since you're on a cruise, you won't have time to do the complete Road to Hana, but we loved it. Driving through different terrain (rainforest, hills, narrow bridges, etc.) was great. Snorkeling/whale watching/golfing, etc. all great. Some REALLY good restaurants as well - David Paul's in Lahaina was our favorite!

I'm partial to the Sheridan Drive one in Amherst, as I worked there in high school (and some summers from college). They just reopened after a complete re-build. I took the wife there a few days ago (visiting from Dallas) at 2pm on a Friday and it was crowded!

Don't forget Wegman's - especially the newer ones. Always impresses the out-of-towners.

D&B is headquartered in Dallas. They're doing well - I have a friend who is an auditor there. No Enron issues. It's good family entertainment during the day; kids are kicked out at night so it's adults only after 10pm.

Ian Blacksburg (yuck); the wife is Marian Lebanon (and we're Jewish, so that's ironic)

Same here, but then again, I'm Jewish!

I'm biased to play the Chiefs, as my wife and her family are all Chiefs fans.

AFC title game in Miami. I happened to be visiting my father in anticipation of the game. We were booed on the way in, had things thrown at us in our seats, and by halftime, the place was almost 50% Bills fans. Miami fans had seen enough and decided (I guess) to beat the traffic home. Second place was the SB in Atlanta...

From the website: Former NFL all-star quarterbacks Charlie Manning (New Orleans Saints) and Ken "The Snake" Stabler (Oakland Raiders) will serve as coaches for the National (blue) and American (red) teams Who is Charlie Manning? ESPN needs a proofreader...

Dallas...woohoo!

Where in Dallas will you be - I've lived in DFW area for 7+ years. PM me if you want.