My dad and brother-in-law are in a league together. I went home to visit my folks a few weeks ago, and I saw the Bills hat that I bought for my dad covered in signatures. I ask him who signed it and when, as he hasn't gone to any Bills games without me in the past couple of years, and it turns out that they went to some PBA event and got pro-bowlers to sign it.
Friggin christ, I nearly blew a gasket. Told him that if he wears that hat to a Bills game, I'll burn it right there at the tailgate.