Joey from Tonawanda writes:
After reading the testimonials for Colonix, I decided what the hell, I'll give it a try.
I'd been feeling bloated and lazy, plus Art at the job mentioned that I looked a little sallow. I don't know what the f@#$ that means, so I told him to get back up on his forklift before I brained him with a tire iron...but needless to say I was worried. The ditzy broad who mentioned her adventures in the bathroom hit the nail on the head. I finished the whole Sunday edition of the News...twice, ripped through a twelve pack of Charmin, and almost missed the 1pm kickoff. Good thing my brother-in-law left his extra TV and extension cords over here when his wife kicked him out, or I woulda been screwed. By the way, moving a TV into the can is right up there with screening in your garage. what a great idea! Back to my review...Did I feel better? Hell no! By Monday morning I felt like someone took a belt sander to my @ss and now....when one of the boys drops a bomb, I can't return fire. Is that what sallow means? Anyways, let me tell you sometin'. Save yourself the cash and by a 6pack of Genny Pounders. You'll get the same effect and a buzz to boot.