Simon

And a fake twang at that.....

It's not an "article" It's not on the "front page" The news has not "fully endorsed racism". It's an online letter to the editor from a random schmuck desperate for attention. If you'd like to provide that attention to him you can start another thread that is not full of disinformation.

What a fantastic writer. If you don't own any of his books, go buy one today. Here's a taste

The LA district attorney's office has declined the opportunity to charge him. Adrian Peterson will not face felony charge after domestic violence arrest

This is awesome. But you can't just drop it here and not tell the tale.

It's the same thing every time I watch him. He's probably the most overrated player in the NFL

A unique piece of historical fiction here if anybody's interested. Galileo's Dream The big man shares a birthdate with a few other interesting people; Ernest Shackleton, Susan B Anthony, Matt Groening, and my Dad.

I haven't the foggiest idea what that tweet means, but if you think that you're soooo far beyond me that my shallow simplicity is embarrassingly transparent because I don't stay up to date with your cultural fashionista trends, then you're just as big an ashhole as whoever it is that you are trying to mock.

I wonder what will be on his Super Bowl menu!

Add a little extra heavy cream next time; it might help grease the skids a bit

Still worth the watch

I think that game is from two nights ago. I loved the Latvian ref's accent: Penalty of two minute. Elbows.

Just took a bunch of spice and finally watched it. It was significantly better than I was expecting. 🤙🤙🤙

With some gravel in his guts and some spit in his eye....

He could get caught blowing rails off a strippers ass under a table at the actual draft and still not fall to #25

Don't worry dude, you'll find another girl

He's looked horrible the couple games I've seen them. No different than when he was here. He's the classic front-runner until things get tough.

hahaha, it had the exact same effect on me last weekend. Not only that, seeing your post last night made me think of them again and then buy another box about an hour ago! And the bonus was that as I was grabbing them, on the shelf below them was something I'd never seen before; Frosted Flakes w/ vanilla marshmallows. I'm seriously considering going to bed right now just so I can get up and mix them together at 3am instead of 6am.

He was at a vacation rental on the beach a few years ago and one night there was a dispute over beach chairs and he dotted somebody in the face. Turned out it was a young fella under 18.

There's a guy that keeps starting threads with false/exaggerated info in the title. By the time they are removed or edited, various people assume they're true. He's been warned and the next time he does it will be the last.

Pretty much. Although if there are some nasty mushrooms and olives disfiguring a perfectly good pie, they typically end up flying through the air so she can shag flies.

The Outer Crust is the only part of the pizza that counts. - Simon's Dog

Not to mention that the way he runs is likely to result in a shortened career for him. I'm actually surprised he's lasted this long.