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Oooo! Jude Law's pee-pee! Tell me this isn't happening.....

Hey, don't forget that Joe Burns reportedly still has those naked pictures of TD. If he makes the 53-man roster this year, we'll know for sure.

Thankfully, it just made her look like a stupid igmo. The only way you score points with conservatives are to say out of one side of your mouth, "Lower taxes!" then out of the other, "What I really mean is, spending all of the current tax dollars and much more, just on different things.... Or not on different things." Memo to politicians: Stop trying to be a colorful personality and make witty jokes that are funny only to you. Try governing.

Deep dish or thin crust? Extra cheese or double toppings? Lots of disagreement, even in pizza. Maybe he should go the route of LabattBlue's(?) sig line and sign an executive order for Free Blow Job Day.

At a family party yesterday, my brother in the Guard asked me if I was getting calls from recruiters in the past few months and laughing about it like a practical joke. The soldiers are being required (and they are chewed out big time if they don't) to give recruiters a certain quota of people they can then call and deliver their pitch to. I got a few calls on my answering machine along the lines of "Hey, we talked to you and we've got your information all set to go. Come down and sign the papers." And I'm like, " Do I know you?" This was shortly after their "stand down" day that didn't change anything. The things they're doing just to be able to call it an all volunteer military (as if 'Hey, they signed up for it' is an excuse for when ordering them into the depths of Hell) get pretty skeevy.

Has anyone seen the minute-long commercial rehashing season 1 and announcing the start of the season as 21 September. Really well-done to compact the essentials into that small bit. Seeing the abduction of Walt scene again... it's a case of the boy who wasn't fully wanted (which the finale ep showed w/ Michael yelling at his mother on the phone asking her to take Walt), until he was taken. Michael yelling out "Waaaalltttttt!" was gut-wrenching and you know he'll go to hell and back to find him or go crazy trying. And then I got to thinking, this is what Rousseau went through w/ Alex. I came down on her hard for taking Claire's baby; basically wanted her dead/didn't care if she dies. But in light of this, maybe too hard? To a point, you would grant Michael a lot of leeway, probably more than we're willing to give Danielle b/c we actually saw Walt's kidnapping.

I'm just happy that when a DL/LB gets into the backfield, even if there's a blocker in front of him, that JP doesn't fold at the waist.

Was the speech that bad? Sad news.

I was including last year's performances in that assessment. The fact that they've picked up right where they left off and RL looks better than when we had the top STs unit, that's enough for me to be giddy. Not giddy as a schoolboy, just generally giddy. Unless The Gospel According To Rick Reilly says we played 16 games of nobodies, and he saw MM and BA eating paste in the supply room....

Until everyone else gets wise that STs are that important (and surprisingly, the rest of the league is pretty laissez-faire), we will have this edge. And w/ Lindell apparently kicking with more power, don't take your pee breaks during STs plays this season. Great job by Mularky to see the need for/advantage to it and for April to implement it. Under GW, there was never a properly executed wedge.

Yeah, maybe just put it in a Ziploc bag; I don't think they'd make a stink about that. They are obviously concerned about any kind of bag or pouch that explosives, etc. could be put in and left somewhere. Just that much C4 will do serious damage.

It says diaper bags must be accompanied by children. What about older fans who need them?

That explains how 'Dan-o' Jr. inherited that bottle nose. But I'm more concerned about dolphins who take a dump in a woman's closet hamper. That's just unsanitary.

Well, they're both like a dolphin in that they have no external genitalia, so I'd say it's a draw there....

He may have had some interceptions, but otherwise Kurt was what Coy Wire is today. Only, Kurt hurt teammates when he dove on the pile five seconds late. I remember when he did that to Phil Hansen once, drove his helmet right in his lower back and Phil turned around looking like he was going to jump Bogart all over someone.

So what you're trying to say is, they're screwed.

Read: The Sabres want more than 50 people in attendence. I had my cousin get some tickets to the Broncos game on speculation, and I'm going if I-90 is at all driveable.

What you look at as her being exploited by certain parties, you could also say she is exploiting them for her own purpose -- more effectively getting her message out. It's symbiosis/mutual parasitism (not to imply a negative connotation). Wasn't targeting you in my statement... A lot of people are sounding positively pissed that she didn't set herself up to fail. So she hired a PR person. Whoopdy-doo.

Why don't you have "UDONKEY" or somesuch put in the name plate then?

I can see it now in the SF Examiner: 'Glaucoma Epidemic in Raiders Camp.'

<Gasp> You mean, she put her time and effort into something she believes in? You don't get more un-American than that!!! Disagree with her for her ideas, I do, but why are you people ragging on her for not wanting to fail? She has just as much right to spew as everyone else... in fact, moreso.

Also, Randy Moss is spouting off proudly about how he still smokes maryjane "once a blue moon." Too bad Wicky wasn't traded to Oakland; they could be smoking buddies, set up a hemp shop and braid each other's hair.

I was just reminded of how great that "I Never" drinking game scene was. And I completely missed the first time I saw it that Kate admitted she'd been married. It may be old hat, but Locke said that his sister Jeanie died when she fell off the monkey bars when she was young. Monkey bars, the Rat Trap game, which involved ladders, etc., he demoed for the kid in the store.... The ladder in the hatch.... There's a certain ladder/machination theme there. I just want to see the Hurley-centric ep again. Might clear a few things up for me. But it'll probably just be like the first viewing with me going, .

The spirits of Abraham Lincoln, MLK Jr., Sir Winston and JPII respond in unison, " . "

To wit: "The new findings were detailed in a peer-reviewed paper appearing in the May issue of the journal Nuclear Engineering and Design." Pretty cool when someone in any field actually does something potentially revolutionary rather than just talk and spew.