ROCBillsBeliever

Belly-Cheat: You told me this game futbol. I hear TV heads say football... What game this is?

WAT? Who paid the Zebras to let Brady get sacked? I thought the Feds liquidated the bank accounts of Orchids of Asia... Maybe I was wrong...

Although he's not tearing it up, I am disappointed to say that Mac Jones doesn't look like the flaming pile of dog $#!T I was praying he would be. This is slightly disconcerting.

Wait... You mean that you, too, have a weird uncle? 🤔

How/Why did we lose to Puttsburp? They are, at best, a ten year old can of RC Cola that your weird uncle pissed on and left out in the sun for a month and change...

Remember that time Watt didn't get flagged for the same personal foul on Josh? Which one? I've lost count... Sorry...

We aren't at the level of respect, yet, where we will get those "save" calls. Here's hoping they will start coming.

It's super cool how when the Steelers block a punt against us, it's a TD, but when it happens v.s. Green Bay... Whelp... Different story ...

I gotta believe BoJo learned how to turn the laces out here in Buffalo... Good for him.

I feel like--and of course, this is all speculation--there just aren't many humans out there as long and athletic as Groot, who can also hold the line against OLmen. I wonder if part of his early success is due to the fact that OL just aren't accustomed to his length, and honestly don't know how to handle a guy like Groot. (also, Miami's OL wasn't very good, to begin with; we'll see how this pans out, over the course of the season, I guess).

SORRY, PATTYCAKES! Eat it, Kool-Aid Walrus!

Eat it, Kool-Aid Walrus!

AND THE SHUTOUT IS CONFIRMED!!!

I just think that Zim couldn't physically have stopped himself, but he did everything in his power not to land on Brissett. He played that as cleanly as humanly possible, and landed on the turf, not the QB. Zebras... Ugh...

How did Zim get a penalty on that? He literally pulled his hands back, and didn't land on Brissett...

Nice stop, there. Looked like a Dodson and Klein combo.

Dude, Moss is insane!

Sweetness! Yeah, Allen!

Nice designed run, there. I'll hand that one to Daboll.

FINALLY Land a shot!

GROOOOOOOT!!!

Eppy lines him up; Zimmer cleans him up. NICE teamwork, D!

Klein getting in on the action, there!

Well, with that TD, at least now I know I can: a) Not get blackout drunk and grumble about the Bills to my dog. b) Actually read anything on TBD this week.

I LOVE how hard Moss runs! Dude is just an excellent blend of hurt and ballerina moves!