This is the best part of the OP's story to me:
"It all started when my mother bought me a Thurman Thomas rookie card for my 9th birthday in 1990. I started watching Bills games rooting for Thurman because I wanted the value of the card to go up."
1 minute from living in Brandon... the red shirts are ok but I liked the grey ones better. So, you are saying that you are buying us tickets?! Or just old beer and wings?
Original Planet of the Apes... all good, especially Beneath.
Bad would be Hannibal... was expecting more but it never happened. Looks like there is a new series coming out called Clarice... who knows. I'm not a big poodle fan anyways.
I called out last Saturday and just used anytime hours. 20+ years there though. I applaud the OP... might have been the first time ever watching a Bills playoff win for him/her. Priorities seem to be in order imo.