Oh sorry, let me try again in a way you’ll prefer.
McDermott is literally Hitler and is the worst coach to ever step foot on the field. He killed Josh’s grandmother and put sugar in Diggs’ gas tank. We had a deal in place for CeeDee Lamb, Davante Adams, and a clone of Bruce Smith and he vetoed it because he only wants 14 points a game. He calls me at night and leaves threatening voice mail.
Better?