[Jerry Jones would do "anything known to man" to get back to a SB. What would YOU do?]

38 minutes ago, machine gun kelly said:

So you’re pitching Ridge?

No. 🤨

[Jerry Jones would do "anything known to man" to get back to a SB. What would YOU do?]

As for Jerry, I would suggest he views his 'glory hole' statement.  Catching. 🤨

[Name This Person]

16 hours ago, Don Otreply said:

No, Bonham according to my late grandmother, is my cousin believe it or not, a couple steps removed albeit. 

In my best Picard voice, "Explain." 😁

[Is it time to trade off Singletary?]

12 hours ago, Miyagi-Do Karate said:

Strangely enough, I had a dream last night that Singletary was our starter and getting all the carries and doing great. Moss, et al— none of them were seeing the field. Not even for a snap. And the scheme was very run heavy. 

I wish I could say that this portends great things— but I have a 0% success rate on all my Bills’ dreams. 

 

What was Christian Wade doing? 🤔

[Strangest Bills Jersey You Own]

Reading the Eskin tweet, I don't know if my now useless Ertz / Bills jersey is a cleaning rag or a collector's item. 🙁

[Is it time to trade off Singletary?]

11 minutes ago, Just Joshin' said:

Ok I'll bite.......what do you expect to receive from the Rams?  

Some of that keen 'new' logo Rams wear!

[Is it time to trade off Singletary?]

I'd mention him to entice a disgruntled TE on an eastern Pennsylvania team, but I don't know if we're allowed to even allude to him.

[Deion Sanders walks out of presser after being called "Deion"]

3 hours ago, Wizard said:

...you have a Circus Coach. Add in a Circus Coach that has never been guilty of talking too little and craves media attention, and you have a Circus Show in Neon Lights where the ringmaster believes he is The Show.

 

It will be fun to follow this circus!

Someone give COACH Sanders Wrecks Ryan's phone number.  He'll fit right in.

[Beasley breaking "Omerta"]

1 hour ago, Blainorama5 said:

Just curious...  which thread topic has become more annoying?  Ertz or Beasley

OR

🤔

[Beasley breaking "Omerta"]

2 minutes ago, PromoTheRobot said:

Omerta is the Mafia vow of silence. You don't talk about business outside of business. 

Or he'll sleep with the Dolphins? 🤔

[Hey guys!]

11 hours ago, Mike in Horseheads said:

Always good to see the Ice

"Sez you!!  I'm out pushing this mower in all sorts of weather, you're sitting in the office drinking coffee, invoicing customers, and surfing the web!!!"

[Rodgers Disgruntled with Packers]

9 minutes ago, Fan in Chicago said:

Nobody knows what will make Rodgers happy, including himself.

I think that hat he wore at the Kentucky Derby made him happy.

He's smiling! 🤔

[52 Years Ago Today]

1 hour ago, Wacka said:

"One small step for man. one giant leap for mankind."

 

Still remember doing outside that night looking up at the clear full moon and being awed that there were people up there right at that moment. 

Allegedly up there...

🙄

😁

53 minutes ago, T&C said:

How far we have come. The blue origin flight takes off in around 25 minutes or so, def going to check it out.

Yeah, but by now we should have been 'George Jetson' jaunting around the solar system. 

[What does this even mean (created the most YPA rushing)]

1 hour ago, Hapless Bills Fan said:

 

Actually, I thought @Buffalo716 explained it pretty clearly in about 3 sentences.

Some of us perceive better than others. 😁

[What does this even mean (created the most YPA rushing)]

5 hours ago, Hapless Bills Fan said:

 

Yikes.  Well That's Real Clear Now (not)

I was (once again) wrong.  By the time this thread is over, it will be worse than the rules of fizzbin.

[Steelers sign Melvin Ingram]

I thought the team had hired a new accounting agency!

[What does this even mean (created the most YPA rushing)]

Do 'north-south' yards factor into the equation?  🤔

[What does this even mean (created the most YPA rushing)]

My 'superior' skills attempting to comprehend the 'YPA' concept:

 

[Wendy’s has the absolute worst French fries]

'In-N-Out Burger' sounds too much like what can potentially happen when eating fast food in a place away from home. 🤔😳

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[Practice Squad Players Eligibility, Contracts, & Cap How Does it All Work ?]

4 hours ago, HOUSE said:

Let me get Dave Ziegler of the Patriots on the phone. If there is a way to cheat the rules then lie he can certainly help us with this thread.

[Practice Squad Players Eligibility, Contracts, & Cap How Does it All Work ?]

1 hour ago, Don Otreply said:

Isn’t a Royal Fizzbin the same as 42…, just sayin…

Different universe.

[Practice Squad Players Eligibility, Contracts, & Cap How Does it All Work ?]

By the time this thread is over, it will be worse than the rules of fizzbin.

 

[The Beer Ball - Thank You Utica Club]

I heard you the first time. 😁

[TV Stars you had/have a crush on]

13 hours ago, K-9 said:

Truth in advertising.  Still a 'no', but at least the world will know.

[Voice of the Eagles Merrill Reese: the word is Bills are close to finalizing deal with Zach Ertz]

1 hour ago, Bobby Hooks said:

Is this happening soon or what? 
 

I heard from Merrill Reese this was close to a done deal. 

You sure it wasn't Mason  Reese? 🤔