[NFL extends Int’l Pathways Program to a third year - Positively impacts Christian Wade]

Based upon his rugby skills, I still think they're keeping him to somehow and someway run a kickoff return to avenge the 'Music City Miracle'.  An exorcism, if you will.

[Bills sign former Patriots Center Tyler Gauthier]

5 hours ago, Freddie's Dead said:

 

Tyrod Taylor:. "I AM NUMBER FIVE!!!"

 

We talking jersey number, league ranking, or team depth chart? 😁

[Bass-o-Matic -- 5 for 5 on field goals yesterday]

8 hours ago, without a drought said:

Yes, Lucy tried to pull it away but he just kicked it out of her hands.

I was hoping for a simple 'laces out'.  Yours works, too! 😁

[Around the League Training Camp Thread]

5 hours ago, NoHuddleKelly12 said:

Apologies if this has already been referenced somewhere I missed upthread, but looks like Lamar will also miss a good chunk of training camp, at least 10 days…

https://baltimore.cbslocal.com/2021/07/28/lamar-jackson-tests-covid-19-positive-ravens-training-camp/

Ma grounded him?

[NFL extends Int’l Pathways Program to a third year - Positively impacts Christian Wade]

That don't confront me as long as I gets my 'is Christian Wade playing?' thread by next Friday.

[Giants cut Kelvin Benjamin for what??]

13 hours ago, machine gun kelly said:

I hope he likes Canada  as I don’t see another NFL team giving him a chance.  I have nothing against him, he’s just not talented enough anymore.

Predicting a good year for players in the Golden Horseshoe.  Stelco and DOFASCO are busy, so a lot of Hamilton and Toronto players won't be playing...

[Training Camp practice 7/29]

9 hours ago, wjag said:

 

Out of curiosity, anyone know what they get paid per day to be a camp body?

All you can eat from the training table. Sorry, no 'carry outs'. 🙁

[Bills sign former Patriots Center Tyler Gauthier]

31 minutes ago, Big Turk said:

Literally guys getting cut have chances to potentially be starters on other teams at some positions or at least key backups 

[Bills sign former Patriots Center Tyler Gauthier]

34 minutes ago, Royale with Cheese said:

Probably trading Morse for Ertz.  

Reported. 🤨

[Bass-o-Matic -- 5 for 5 on field goals yesterday]

Anyone catch the ball orientation at the time of the kick?  🤔

[I bought new iphone, and someone else was signed in on it- whats your theory?]

Same thing happened to me, but it was a pizza.  Agreed re: satisfying. 😁

[Giants cut Kelvin Benjamin for what??]

1 hour ago, Sundancer said:

I'm trying to picture a scenario where it all worked out for Kelvin Benjamin. 

How's this work for ya?

[I bought new iphone, and someone else was signed in on it- whats your theory?]

2 minutes ago, DrDawkinstein said:

 

3rd-ed.

 

You got a used phone. Could have been a simple inventory tracking issue. Contact AT&T and demand a new phone.

I stood in an electronics chain store years ago arguing with a clerk that the Discman in a package clearly marked REFURBISHED is not new, as he claimed.  "Boxes are marked wrong" he contested.  Goodbye (and good riddance) Future Shop.

[Zach Wilson no show at Jets' camp UPDATE: SIGNED]

18 hours ago, Dukestreetking said:

All I can say is:

 

Schaden-b**er.

Ein Scheißmeister! 😁

[Titans might have got more than they wanted with Julio Jones]

Well, at least he's not filching off the training table.

[Zach Wilson no show at Jets' camp UPDATE: SIGNED]

Holding out for Q-Tips and baby powder, no doubt.

[Giants cut Kelvin Benjamin for what??]

51 minutes ago, BigDingus said:

I don't get how he could think the they recruited him off his couch, then simultaneously created this hoax to get him off the team. 

1. Ashton Kutcher is reviving 'Punk'd'.

2. 'To Catch a Predator' is branching out.  This week: 'Buffet liberators'

*

Gettleman:  "We eat here three times a day."

K.B.  "Looks like you eat here often."

*
(Thank you, Jazzy Jeff / Fresh Price of Bel Air.)

[I bought new iphone, and someone else was signed in on it- whats your theory?]

All your bases belong to theirs.

[Giants cut Kelvin Benjamin for what??]

Giants:  "We said there'll be a fine if you're overweight!"

K.B.:  "You said it's fine to be overweight!"

*
Later that day, at the back booth at a Chick Fill Uh...

[Giants cut Kelvin Benjamin for what??]

23 minutes ago, Limeaid said:

This kind of stuff is not worth posting.

Why?  Because we didn't write it?! 😁

[Around the League Training Camp Thread]

47 minutes ago, jeremy2020 said:

Zach Wilson vs Jets seems to be serious. "Sources" around the Jets say it's a matter of principle for them. 

That's a typo.  They meant principal.  The Jets are cash strapped after Gase overbuying ammonia inhalants.  Never mind league minimum, they're hoping to pay Wilson the New Jersey minimum wage.

[Around the League Training Camp Thread]

29 minutes ago, thenorthremembers said:

Gettleman may want to rethink the shirt tucked into shorts look.

Someone PLEASE buy him a pair of white Velcro closure shoes! 😁

[Around the League Training Camp Thread]

3 minutes ago, DrDawkinstein said:

I take it the "stole food from facility" tweet was fake?

Rob Ryan's burner account?

(spellcheck tried to say 'burger account' 🤔)

[Around the League Training Camp Thread]

Well, at least he's close to NYC:

[Zach Wilson no show at Jets' camp UPDATE: SIGNED]

13 minutes ago, Freddie's Dead said:

 

But does Wilson have the magic flute?

I have always had Christopher Johnson pegged as a flute player...🤔