Billsatlastin2018

WOW! Brutal call!

Absolutely! Not going with that Kicker stiff!

Dak leads with the helmet! GARBAGE!

Wow another shank... from the eedgit Kicker!

Hauscka... you freaking clown!

Hauschka... TRASH! Completely turned the Ju Ju around! ??

And so it begins! Trash D to start.

I am not American... but my family is. So, we have traditionally carried on the Trad from my In Laws. This year, a brand new version, as we transport an hour away to our Grandchild’s Inaugural American Thanksgiving Dinner! ??????? Bird is done!

Happy Thanksgiving to my Yankee brethren here! We ourselves, will be gobbling the bird at Half Time of the most important game this late in the Season, in 23 years! That’s the last time the Bills were 8-3. ??????? In any case, the funny text to this one, are the HCs. We know the good guys have McClappy. He is still revising the ‘process’ to make the Playoffs and create a very good team. Career Record is 23-20, 0-1 in the Playoffs. Buuuuuut, on the other side is the notorious Clapper, originated by Michael Lombardi, he of ‘Gridiron Genius.’ & weekly podcast & Atlantic fame. The Eunuch Garrett is 83-64, 2-3 in the Playoffs. And apparently, Jerry Jones just caught up to Lombardi... “Two years ago, I nicknamed Garrett “The Clapper” because it was apparent to me that all he does is clap. His impact on the team is non-existent; in a sense, he does not impact the offense, defense, or the kicking game. The television cameras are always showing him, yet he never looks at the Microsoft Surface to examine what happened in the game; we never really see him looking at the play clips, huddling with the players during a break in the action, or scanning a call sheet, and we never even really see him needing to cover his mouth because he rarely speaks. The television people don’t have to look for him as he is always in the same spot. Also, I don’t think I’ve ever heard any player say, “Garrett made me better, he showed me how to play the game.” Nor do I notice any variances in his schemes from game to game, which would demonstrate Garrett’s involvement. The Cowboys are the same each week, they rely on talent to win, they rely on players to play well. But they don’t do the little things to help make a player better. A recent example is how they didn’t help wide receiver Amari Cooper get away from Patriots corner Stephon Gilmore on Sunday. Garrett had to know that Belichick’s number one objective each week is to take away his opponent’s number one receiver. He was not going to allow Cooper to have a big day. If receiver Randall Cobb or tight end Jason Witten played well and caused the Patriots to lose, then Belichick would accept the consequences. But if Cooper had a big day and was the reason why the Patriots lost, Belichick would not be able to live with himself. Garrett has to know this! I mean, come on … even if he didn’t read my book Gridiron Genius — which details how Belichick draws up his game plan every week — Garrett had to know Belichick’s gameplan. It’s common knowledge. So if Garrett knew beforehand, why didn’t he find creative ways to allow Cooper to escape Gilmore? Why didn’t he do something to help his receiver? Do you think the Patriots or 49ers would let the opponent take away the best player without knowing the adjustments beforehand? And why did quarterback Dak Prescott have to put on a glove in the second quarter because of the steady rain affecting the footballs? Do you think the Cowboys practiced with frozen footballs drenched in water? Of course not … but the Patriots did. The answers to both questions are Garrett never prepares for the situation; he only can react.“ Mike Lombardi Soooo... the obvious go to, is the Clap Off Drinking game! Feel free to post screenshots, during the game, before you take your real shot! ? So that, everyone doesn’t collapse before half time, wash down that shot with a forkful of the Bird & Stuffing! GO MCCLAPPY & GO BILLS!

Ravens -6.5

Lombardi on Goff The problem? The Lead musician (Goff) can play only one song- a drop back QB. He’s getting tired of getting hit. Wants 5 Steamboats & check the Runners at First & Third.

It’s a Ferrari O against a Pinto! Good to see ya coming North to buy the Best Bud! Don’t inhale too much from the bong, though!

Well... cross one of the 4 off the list of possible, upset Ws! Bills need minimum 1... likely 2!

Indeed! And that’s a modest take. Some Bills’ fans take on some of us that are critical of the various OBD idiotic moves of the Millenium. They have NO idea of the savagery that goes on against the HC, GM or Owners of other franchises!

Dunno. As I get older & older, I seem to ‘get off my lawn’ resent this shite more & more. I was watching all the early games at the bar and some clown from the Raiders, got up to do a sack dance! You know, as his clown team was being beatch slapped 3-33, by the J*E*T*S????? On the day that the record was surpassed, ACT like the dude who went to the End Zone 90+ times, with breathtaking, personal efforts and simply handed the ball to the Ref! Act like Barry Sanders! Act like you’ve already won the SB MANY times! Act like you’ve been there, before!

McD has been watching the Clapper’s tapes... for sure! What will be highly, highly amusing, is if the camera pans back and forth to each of them, for a full fledged CLAP OFF! ??? Lombardi will die laughing, seeing a clone of Garrett.

If you’ve never heard Mike Lombardi talk about The Clapper get on it! Falling on the Floor funny, as he describes the Red Headed Stepchild as the most eunuched HC in the NFL!

Finally, we’re up against it. The Bills are a good team, But, are they a really good team, close to the 2019 elite?They have successfully rolled the Division 3 stiffs + teams they are better than, like the Broncos- in a most dominating manner, yesterday! The QB evaluation has perked up, as he is still running with abandon, BUT is also capable of throwing darts from the pocket and finally, hitting a bomb for a TD!The D is in Monstah mode. ALL must be clicking. Within the next month- no more stiffs. Two of the Top 3 teams in the NFL, plus an Away game Offensive power, who got slightly beaten @ the Cheatriots yesterday and finally, a team that has lost some poise and talent level, but is obviously dangerous. To be talked about in the elite, go 2-2. 1-3 and it’ll be questionable. 0-4 and the bloom will have died! GO BILLS! Take the Season home to the Playoffs and show you rank in the discussion with any team!

got it. Down go the girls!

GREAT Defensive W! Solid, The Broncos are not from Division 3! More like Tennessee, but still a team the Bills should beat and they did so! The next 4 weeks are the real test! Must win 1, but 2 is great! If the Girls win today, everything is on the table! So far, so perfect! WK1 @ Jets. WIN (1-0) WK2 @ Giants WIN (2-0) WK3 Bengals WIN (3-0) WK4 Patriots LOSS (3-1) WK5 @ Titans WIN (4-1) WK6 BYE (4-1) WK7 Dolphins WIN (5-1) WK8 Eagles LOSS (5-2) WK9 Redskins WIN (6-2) WK10 @ Browns LOSS (6-3) WK11 @ Dolphins WIN (7-3) WK12 Broncos WIN (8-3) WK13 @ Cowboys LOSS (8-4) WK14 Ravens WIN (9-4) WK15 @ Steelers LOSS (9-5) WK16 @ Patriots LOSS (9-6) WK17 Jets WIN (10-6) Let’s see whether they can finally beat good teams and prove me wrong.

Another stand for the D

NEITHER! Hate both, but we need the Girls here.

There is a highly obnoxious, racist old, Cowgirls $#@& at the bar my posse goes to watch the Bills! He gets preferential treatment (sound of the game), because he’s been there longer. On the days that the Bills are up and the Girls are down, I yell out... for the entire bar to hear: ”How bout them Cowgirls?” Unfortunately on Thursday, we will be making our Granddaughter’s first Yankee Thanksgiving Dinner at her home! (If the Bills are pulling the upset, I may call the bar and ask to speak to him!??????????)

I DO NOT, ABSOLUTELY DO NOT WANT TO SAY THAT! I have witnessed live and in person, over say a 6 year period of Season Ticket holding a Bills team that went from Good- Excellent- Playing in 4 straight Roman Numerals. In their best middle Season of that run, I never believed they would lose ANY game! That’s how great that K-Gun team was! So far ahead of its time. I have been watching the reverse through virtually this entire millennium. Sub standard players, abysmal & conservative HCs, GMs that were waaaay over the hills stiffs, because the owner was familiar only- with a Septuagenarian. ? And oh, could they find ways to lose & did. So, I’m overtly cautious about this puffball Schedule of All Time. And indeed, prior versions couldn’t have even done what this team has already. Does that however, make them, a good team, one where I can name a half dozen this year and there would be virtually 100% agreement? Should they win this week and fall on their sword against the next 4, easily better teams, to finish 9-7, do you think that is ‘progress’? We’ll find out about the QB for sure- which we need to. The bar needs to be higher here, as in... you’re damn right we’re making the Playoffs every year and winning Playoff games. We are certain of neither, yet. Btw, the only thing I have nailed so far is my pre season prediction on EVERY game, with a 10-6 finish. So, I did not expect- this year, the Bills to fall flat. I do have them winning tomorrow.

They’ve beaten all the stiffs & the weak sisters. That’s good- because NO other Bills team this Millennium has done it! But... Therein, lies the exact issue- small increments satisfy most Bills fans. Soooo, AFTER beating the Broncos (yet another lesser team), how about beating TWO, just two of the Cowgirls, Steelers, Ravens & Patsies? THAT is being better!