A president's daughter having a diary is disqualifying to that president? Is there some news about this diary I may have missed? If so, please share the news.
We even use different words for different peppers - poblano, bell, banana, etc. Banana can also be plural - bananas - to imply multiple peppers of that variety or also a type of fruit, and your current state of mind.
As to how we are giving out candy... for years we have tied a bucket of candy to a rope and dropped it off the balcony while the kids walk up the front step. Shares the crap out of the kids and the parents love it.
Will be doing that again this year obvi.