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http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424053111904823804576502763895892974.html

http://www.nypost.com/p/news/national/wedding_casher_kim_Zm0nCJMMp6UgUlEiSGpWKO

http://www2.tbo.com/sports/bucs/2011/aug/20/bucs-sign-former-first-round-pick-dt-mccargo-ar-251858/

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http://www.nydailynews.com/ny_local/2011/08/18/2011-08-18_lifeguard_draws_line_in_sand_sez_hes_too_old_for_tiny_trunks_suit_rips_speedo_li.html

The problem with these shows is that they are set up so that the shows are all about the host, with the guests being secondary. Look at the old Carson stuff - he used to make the guests the stars of the show, rather than himself.

It is funny that the author of the article considers the Austin Chronicle to be a real newspaper. It is the weekly "alternative lifestyle" tabloid that every city has (Artvoice in Buffalo). It is free and you won't find it anywhere except in vending machines downtown. And the back 1/3 of the paper contains classified ads for the usual clientele (escort services, gay dating ads, strip clubs, etc.). I'm not sure what everybody's getting so worked up about. These types of ads and articles have been appearing in these types of tabloids for years. The only difference is that now this stuff makes it onto the internet as well. LOL, ad from this week's Artvoice in Buffalo: http://www.verican.us/cod6/adlisting.do?catalog=artvoice&view=true&category=17&aid=114631071

http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/music/2011/08/18/2011-08-18_pukkelpop_music_festival_stage_collapse_kills_four_sends_dozens_more_to_hospital.html http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxAaoh6cNMM

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/2011/08/18/2011-08-18_man_sues_doctor_for_amputating_his_penis_in_what_was_supposed_to_be_a_routine_ci.html

Shawne Merriman says on his website that all the rumors are false: http://www.shawnemerriman.com/news/2011/08/18/news.html

http://espn.go.com/boston/nba/story/_/id/6871375/boston-celtics-delonte-west-says-applied-home-depot

http://www.modernnissanofwinstonsalem.com/Meet-Our-Sales-Staff.aspx

http://www.myfoxdfw.com/dpp/news/unusual/081711-underwear-masked-man-robs-dallas-store

Beer cooler driving while intoxicated: http://www.couriermail.com.au/questnews/sunshine-coast/court-slaps-500-fine-on-drunken-driver-of-a-motorised-esky-in-noosa-christopher-petrie/story-fn8m0yxo-1226116075132

http://www.tennessean.com/article/20110811/WILLIAMSON01/110811018/

http://www.buffalonews.com/city/columns/donn-esmonde/article520171.ece

All steroids are PEDs, but not all PEDs are steroids. Caffeine, for example. Stimulants that provides energy for short bursts. Masking drugs. There are a number of them out here.

http://www.buffalonews.com/city/article519892.ece

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Baltimore Sun quote: Evans can be difficult to deal with at times, and that made the Ravens hesitant about making the deal, but Newsome was adamant in finding quarterback Joe Flacco some help, especially since the Ravens have spent so much investing in Flacco.

http://news.yahoo.com/1-75m-settlement-calif-penis-enlargement-case-142546947.html

PEDs (or lack thereof) will do that to a person.

Hope Solo to get nekkid: http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/more_sports/2011/08/10/2011-08-10_hope_solo_nude_in_espn_the_magazines_body_issue_soccer_star_posts_hints_on_twitt.html

Speaking of big guns: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/2011/08/10/2011-08-10_playboys_miss_july_2010_shanna_marie_mclaughlin_busted_at_orlando_airport_with_4.html