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http://houston.cbslocal.com/2012/08/30/man-falls-to-death-during-texans-vikings-game/

He's not dead - he's just ''stunned.''

Still not buried: http://news.yahoo.com/dispute-prevents-burial-sherman-hemsley-001730313.html

I know what you're thinking. "Will they give me six minutes for my special guest shot tonight or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a United States national poltical convention, in the most powerful country in the world, with speeches that would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky to watch tonight? Well, do ya, punk?

http://www.newstimes.com/news/article/1-confirmed-dead-in-New-Milford-explosion-3825577.php

Damn Republicans ignoring the middle class workers! http://www.nydailynews.com/news/politics/hordes-randy-republicans-expected-a-boon-tampa-strips-clubs-owners-dancers-waiting-rnc-stimulus-package-article-1.1147630

http://www.ajc.com/n...eat-beca/nRMTc/

http://news.yahoo.com/united-airlines-fixes-computer-problems-still-widespread-delays-011602178.html

http://www.dallasnews.com/news/local-news/20120827-troy-aikman-s-ex-wife-arrested-on-public-intoxication-charge-in-murphy.ece

http://news.yahoo.com/israeli-court-rejects-us-activists-family-lawsuit-110613320.html http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rachel_Corrie Activist goes to Israel to protest against Israelis and and for Muslims She tries to block bulldozer from demolishing illegal Palestinian makeshift homes, and gets run over by bulldozer Her family sues Israeli government, and court rules against them, saying that she "put herself in a dangerous situation" and called her death "the result of an accident she brought upon herself" Her family also tries to sue Caterpillar (the bulldozer maker) for, well, manufacturing the bulldozer

http://www.nbcmontana.com/news/Hwy-93-victim-dead-after-alleged-Bigfoot-stunt/-/14594602/16289138/-/cymf1a/-/index.html

I guess that it's just a magical coincidence that, when you moved from Dallas to Columbus earlier this year, the epidemic of Victoria's Secret panty thefts in Dallas seemed to come to an end.

http://www.montrealgazette.com/life/fashion-beauty/Woman+wedding+dress+drowns/7142554/story.html

http://www.adn.com/2012/08/25/2599545/hiker-killed-by-grizzly-bear-in.html

http://www.washingto...37f0_story.html http://www.nytimes.c...on.html?_r=1 http://www.latimes.c...0,1467170.story

http://www.wcvb.com/health/Doctor-refuses-to-treat-overweight-Shrewsbury-patient/-/9848730/16255838/-/79l2ctz/-/index.html

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/casey-anthony-free-acquitted-murder-mom-completes-probation-sentence-article-1.1143840

http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/atlantic_city_casino_refuses_unshuffled_0VG0DaxjuLxUDUFaWcYYqL Atlantic City patrons play Baccarat at the casino Casino uses pre-shuffled sealed card decks for security purposes After several hands, patrons realize that the decks are unshuffled (and they know which cards will be dealt) Patrons start increasing their bets and win $1.5 million Casino refuses to pay

http://www.torontosun.com/2012/08/21/cops-nab-alleged-boozer-on-a-motorized-picnic-table Driving A Motorized Picnic Table While Intoxicated

http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/authorities-rush-assess-damage-ave-subway-blast-article-1.1141228

...brassieres do! http://news.yahoo.com/russian-woman-kills-elderly-neighbor-her-bra-075135317.html

http://www.buffalone...icle1014775.ece

http://news.yahoo.com/marriage-drives-women-drink-study-suggests-114103281.html

http://www.latimes.c...0,4800295.story

http://www.star-telegram.com/2012/08/13/4178860/woman-accused-of-backing-over.html http://www.jailbase.com/en/arrested/tx-dcso/2012-08-12/amanda-renee-harrolle-498309