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Frank Sinatra could walk into a bar, drink your scotch, smoke your cigarettes, steal your woman, and there's not one damn thing that you could have done about it.

http://www.lohud.com/article/20120516/LIFESTYLE01/305160146

http://www.timesunion.com/local/article/Ma-am-are-you-aware-you-have-no-clothes-on-3563101.php

Are you a Boglehead?

http://thegazette.com/2012/05/11/teacher-accused-of-sex-crime-out-of-jail/

http://www.journal-news.com/news/crime/former-teacher-charged-with-stealing-lakota-east-prom-funds-1375486.html

I didn't realize that being caught, convicted and incarcerated for cocaine trafficking is considered a "misfortune".

http://www.movies.com/movie-news/george-lucas-grady-ranch/7883 Summary: Lucas owns big-a$$ piece of land in Marin County (north of SF) and wants to build a movie studio there Neighbors and local homeowner association fight him at every turn and tell him to f*** off Lucas decides to get revenge on neighbors and local homeowner association by proposing low-income housing instead (which do not require detailed environmental studies and permits to build)

http://news.yahoo.com/legendary-bass-player-duck-dunn-dies-tokyo-200304385.html

http://www.wtsp.com/news/article/254964/8/Another-teacher-arrested-for-sex-with-student

Any hot b*tches?

"My daughter and her friends attend a small private school in Seattle. The Senior Prom is June 2nd. My husband and I are looking to hire four prom dates for my daughter and her three friends. All the gals are very good looking, trim, friendly, and fun. We can trade photos. The time commitment would be seven hours..5pm to midnight paid at $50 per hour. If you are taller than 6feet, good looking, fit and outgoing, please send your photo to me as soon as possible. You will be required to interview, if selected, you will also need to meet for a one hour strategy session and tux fitting in advance of prom night. All expenses will be paid by us, tux rental, pre-party at down town high rise condo, limo, Senior dinner, and prom. To be clear..all expenses paid, no compensation for interview or tux fitting, $350 for seven hours on Prom night." http://www.q13fox.com/news/kcpq-mom-looks-for-daughters-prom-date-on-craigslist-20120508,0,3592950.story

http://www.fox19.com/story/18183726/highlands-teacher-resigns-amid-rumors-of-sexual-relationship-with-student

http://www.usatoday.com/sports/preps/basketball/story/2012-05-04/Mom-son-basketball-roster-lawsuit/54751654/1 "…the deprivation of the right to a full and complete education which includes competition in sports and consequently athletic scholarships impairs John Doe of a property right guaranteed under both the U.S. and State Constitutions."

Of course, the better news for you single guys today is that Sofia Vergara is available: http://www.nypost.com/p/pagesix/sofia_vergara_in_love_split_liAOWjFyayTup0AIwl2evN

Democracy and free elections are "mob-based" when you don't like the result?

The majority of the people voted against it?

Tanning Bed Mom Action Figure: http://www.latimes.com/news/nation/nationnow/la-na-nn-tanorexic-mom-action-figure-20120509,0,7212223.story

http://www.northjersey.com/news/150756515_Clifton_High_School_teacher_charged_with_having_sex_with_16-year-old_student.html

It's also intersting that the African-American vote in NC was 73% against the amendment.

Hoax

http://www.wfaa.com/news/local/Fort-Worth-homeowner-shoots-intruder-150458225.html

http://cumberlink.com/news/local/crime-and-courts/beer-trailer-stolen-in-carlisle/article_b662eef6-9907-11e1-9ee4-001a4bcf887a.html