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I guess that it's just a magical coincidence that, when you moved from Dallas to Columbus earlier this year, the epidemic of Victoria's Secret panty thefts in Dallas seemed to come to an end.

http://www.montrealgazette.com/life/fashion-beauty/Woman+wedding+dress+drowns/7142554/story.html

http://www.adn.com/2012/08/25/2599545/hiker-killed-by-grizzly-bear-in.html

http://www.washingto...37f0_story.html http://www.nytimes.c...on.html?_r=1 http://www.latimes.c...0,1467170.story

http://www.wcvb.com/health/Doctor-refuses-to-treat-overweight-Shrewsbury-patient/-/9848730/16255838/-/79l2ctz/-/index.html

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/casey-anthony-free-acquitted-murder-mom-completes-probation-sentence-article-1.1143840

http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/atlantic_city_casino_refuses_unshuffled_0VG0DaxjuLxUDUFaWcYYqL Atlantic City patrons play Baccarat at the casino Casino uses pre-shuffled sealed card decks for security purposes After several hands, patrons realize that the decks are unshuffled (and they know which cards will be dealt) Patrons start increasing their bets and win $1.5 million Casino refuses to pay

http://www.torontosun.com/2012/08/21/cops-nab-alleged-boozer-on-a-motorized-picnic-table Driving A Motorized Picnic Table While Intoxicated

http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/authorities-rush-assess-damage-ave-subway-blast-article-1.1141228

...brassieres do! http://news.yahoo.com/russian-woman-kills-elderly-neighbor-her-bra-075135317.html

http://www.buffalone...icle1014775.ece

http://news.yahoo.com/marriage-drives-women-drink-study-suggests-114103281.html

http://www.latimes.c...0,4800295.story

http://www.star-telegram.com/2012/08/13/4178860/woman-accused-of-backing-over.html http://www.jailbase.com/en/arrested/tx-dcso/2012-08-12/amanda-renee-harrolle-498309

http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.1139745!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_635/lochte20f-1-web.jpg

http://www.buffalonews.com/city/communities/west-seneca/article1011849.ece

http://www.buffalonews.com/entertainment/gusto/television/article1010457.ece

http://www.cbssports.com/collegefootball/blog/college-football-rapidreports/19759649/washington-rb-deontae-cooper-suffers-third-career-acl-tear 2010: Tears ACL in left knee in August, misses entire season without playing a game 2011: Re-tears ACL in left knee in August, misses entire season without playing a game 2012: Tears ACL in right knee in August, will miss entire season without playing a game

http://www.myfoxdfw.com/story/19266464/boy-12-ruled-too-big-to-play-football

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Dg7rGXX_24

...the boyfriend was checking out another woman's butt: http://www.gainesville.com/article/20120814/ARTICLES/120819807

...she sat on a bench outside the stadium on a hot August day, and the bench was so hot because of the sun that she burned her butt: http://www.star-telegram.com/2012/08/15/4183665/woman-burned-about-hot-seat-at.html

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/woman-rejected-30-times-job-fires-back-counter-offer-suck-d-article-1.1136252

http://www.timesunion.com/sports/article/Giants-accept-blame-for-bad-mattresses-3787434.php

http://www.thelocal.no/page/view/woman-nabbed-with-42-inch-tv-under-her-skirt