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High school team forced to change their uniform - after 53 years - because someone now says that the stripes on their jerseys are too long: http://www.utsandiego.com/news/2012/aug/31/tp-kearny-high-losing-its-iconic-stripes/

http://abcnews.go.com/WNT/video/ducks-pull-off-amazing-highway-crossing-17163807

http://www.northjersey.com/news/168220606_Prosecutor_charges_Montclair_resident_with__illegal_sexual_relationship__involving_student.html '“I am merely a representative of all the hardworking dedicated teachers, especially those with whom I work at West Orange High School ... teachers who are committed to their students, who consistently advocate for their students, and who exceedingly go above and beyond their everyday duties and job descriptions."'

http://www.sfgate.com/raiders/article/Ex-Raiders-lineman-Tom-Keating-dies-3839971.php

http://www.norwalkreflector.com/content/arter-named-milan-melon-festival-queen Insert joke here.

They don't want ''those kinds of people'' fouling up their first-class section: http://www.ktla.com/news/landing/ktla-family-kicked-off-flight-downs-syndrome,0,1076711.story

Insert joke here: http://behindthewall.nbcnews.com/_news/2012/09/04/13652389-chinese-media-many-chinese-people-dislike-hillary

http://www.wmur.com/news/nh-news/Woman-arrested-4-times-in-26-hours/-/9857858/16443802/-/13isk9e/-/index.html

This is pretty funny (irony) in the overall scope of this thread. The same school (Allen, TX) who has this monster stadium also has a 750-MEMBER MARCHING BAND!

http://www.usatoday....lson/57556324/1

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cayuga_Speedway

Then: http://www.thecinemasource.com/blog/interviews/jennifer-connelly-interview-for-dark-water/attachment/Jennifer_Connelly-9-Dark_Water/ Now: http://www.nydailyne...ticle-1.1148971

http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/teen_struck_on_cOfgcA10w9ntPdVGOl10aJ

Beerball probably got too close to him and gave him vaginitis.

Because they believe that they will tip less. http://www.7dvt.com/2012are-burlington-restaurants-discriminating-against-qu-becois-customers http://www.theglobeandmail.com/life/the-hot-button/queeb-tax-why-french-speaking-canadians-pay-more-in-vermont/article4505335/?cmpid=rss1

http://houston.cbslocal.com/2012/08/30/man-falls-to-death-during-texans-vikings-game/

He's not dead - he's just ''stunned.''

Still not buried: http://news.yahoo.com/dispute-prevents-burial-sherman-hemsley-001730313.html

I know what you're thinking. "Will they give me six minutes for my special guest shot tonight or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a United States national poltical convention, in the most powerful country in the world, with speeches that would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky to watch tonight? Well, do ya, punk?

http://www.newstimes.com/news/article/1-confirmed-dead-in-New-Milford-explosion-3825577.php

Damn Republicans ignoring the middle class workers! http://www.nydailynews.com/news/politics/hordes-randy-republicans-expected-a-boon-tampa-strips-clubs-owners-dancers-waiting-rnc-stimulus-package-article-1.1147630

http://www.ajc.com/n...eat-beca/nRMTc/

http://news.yahoo.com/united-airlines-fixes-computer-problems-still-widespread-delays-011602178.html

http://www.dallasnews.com/news/local-news/20120827-troy-aikman-s-ex-wife-arrested-on-public-intoxication-charge-in-murphy.ece

http://news.yahoo.com/israeli-court-rejects-us-activists-family-lawsuit-110613320.html http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rachel_Corrie Activist goes to Israel to protest against Israelis and and for Muslims She tries to block bulldozer from demolishing illegal Palestinian makeshift homes, and gets run over by bulldozer Her family sues Israeli government, and court rules against them, saying that she "put herself in a dangerous situation" and called her death "the result of an accident she brought upon herself" Her family also tries to sue Caterpillar (the bulldozer maker) for, well, manufacturing the bulldozer