Wife tries to set up husband as suspect in revenge for their nasty divorce:
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/politics/texas-actress-arrested-ricin-case-article-1.1366285
And of course, Poojer would.
Would you rather have them undergo some awful plastic surgery instead?
http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.1361041.1370186534!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/gallery_635/madonna.jpg
Federal Investigator #1: Whose records are you lookin at now?
Federal Investigator #2: Some guy in Ohio - he's listed as "Beerball".
#1: Find anything unusual?
#2: Yeah - he seems to be calling a gynecologist 3-4 times a week.
Press conference this afternoon.
http://www.tampabay.com/news/humaninterest/lottery-schedules-press-conference-for-big-news-on-powerball-winner/2124950
Poojer's making plans as we speak.