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http://www.nydailynews.com/news/politics/america-run-illinois-congressional-seat-article-1.1364757

http://www.nydailyne...ticle-1.1364496 "Interactive drumming"?

http://www.kltv.com/story/22486649/middle-school-track-coach-arrested-for-improper-relationship-with-student-athlete

A never-ending source of amusement since 1842: http://www.buffalonews.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20130605/CITYANDREGION/130609511

Press conference this afternoon. http://www.tampabay.com/news/humaninterest/lottery-schedules-press-conference-for-big-news-on-powerball-winner/2124950 Poojer's making plans as we speak.

http://www.komonews.com/news/local/Teen-says-she-was-turned-away-from-prom-for-having-large-breasts-210034171.html

http://www.miamiherald.com/2013/06/03/3430813/socialite-claims-she-was-attacked.html http://www.philly.com/philly/news/20130603_Paranoid_prostitutes_.html

Jay Rosen anyone?

Sissy boys: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhUI7EvULc8

http://news.yahoo.com/irs-woes-grow-report-conference-spending-072518222.html 'The conference spending included $4 million for an August 2010 gathering in Anaheim, Calif., for which the agency did not negotiate lower room rates, even though that is standard government practice, according to a statement by the House Oversight and Government Reform Committee. Instead, some of the 2,600 attendees received benefits, including baseball tickets and stays in presidential suites that normally cost $1,500 to $3,500 per night. In addition, 15 outside speakers were paid a total of $135,000 in fees, with one paid $17,000 to talk about "leadership through art," the House committee said.'

NYC: 25 people shot in 48 hours: http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/25-people-shot-48-hours-article-1.1361388 How's that gun control law workin' out for ya?

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/breaking/chi-man-charged-with-having-sex-with-pit-bull-at-city-pound-20130601,0,3836644.story

http://www.ebay.com/itm/380647365041

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2333498/Megan-Garland-Teacher-accused-sexually-assaulting-15-year-old-boy-ONE-WEEK-caught-performing-oral-sex-14-year-old-student.html

http://www.dispatch.com/content/stories/local/2013/05/30/gee-comments-notre-dame.html

http://www.nydailynews.com/life-style/lingerie-model-represents-beautiful-healthy-curvy-girls-article-1.1358020

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/driver-charged-crashing-suv-allegedly-drunken-naked-sex-article-1.1357695

$190,000,000 http://binged.it/11yeFoU

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/anti-tsa-activist-claims-groped-frisked-airport-video-article-1.1356350

http://www.latimes.com/business/la-fi-fannie-mae-kickbacks-20130525,0,6280041.story

You couldn't pay me enough to take a cruise

...his son was kicked off the track team for missing practices: http://www.philly.com/philly/news/new_jersey/20130527_Father_sues_after_teen_is_dropped_from_track_team.html Not allowing his son to participate constitutes bullying, harassment, and an "abusive school environment" in which the sophomore's rights to due process and freedom of speech were impeded, the suit says. "I felt in a way, disrespected," Mawusimensah, 16, said Friday. "At practice, I work hard and I try to be the best athlete I can be, but at meet time, I didn't get the respect that I thought I deserved."

http://www.timesunion.com/default/article/3-feet-of-snow-in-upstate-NY-on-Memorial-weekend-4550349.php

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2331073/Barbara-Eden-78-I-Dream-Jeannie-crop-harem-pantaloons.html

http://www.latimes.com/news/obituaries/la-me-ed-shaughnessy-20130526,0,6466298.story Damn, that band kicked some balls: