http://www.buffalonews.com/city-region/albany-politics/gabryszak-resigns-amid-sexual-harassment-claims-20140112
Of course, being that is is New York State, he still does get his $53,000 annual tax-free pension.
FYI - Texas legislators are unpaid positions.
Looking at the photos, your sausage looks soft, and there are a lot of spots on it, and it appears to just be sitting there doing nothing.
And when I've talked to your ex-girlfriends, they have described your sausage in exactly the same way.
So naturally, the response by the Board of Elections is that the investigators themselves should be arrested for finding the voter fraud:
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/politics/board-elections-slams-investigators-posed-dead-people-article-1.1569328
http://www.kcrg.com/news/local/Police-Say-Iowa-City-Mans-Blood-Alcohol-Content-Too-High-To-Register-238586931.html
"He then reportedly blew into an alcohol testing device — which gave a reading of .467 (nearly six times the state's legal limit) before flashing up with an error message on the screen."
http://www.latimes.com/obituaries/la-me-phil-everly-20140104,0,2345470.story
Every 1960's duo and group - without exception - wanted that Everly harmony sound.