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Coincidence? http://ktla.com/2014/04/23/naked-man-flips-out-while-sitting-at-red-light-in-santa-monica/

http://www.democratandchronicle.com/story/money/business/2014/04/23/wegmans-news-stores/8048679/

http://www.timesnews.net/article/9075991/kpd-loaded-stolen-gun-found-in-womans-body

http://online.wsj.com/news/articles/SB10001424052702303825604579514261213600936

How could your house have been broken into? Don't you live in California, where everyone is a liberal and the place is an amazing utopia with no crime and no avarice?

...that he makes a fake 911 call to the police, telling him that the teenage opponent had killed his mom, which results in a 70-person SWAT team converging on his opponent's house. http://www.newsday.com/long-island/nassau/hoax-hostage-call-over-call-of-duty-prompts-big-police-response-in-long-beach-say-officials-1.7794065

http://www.dispatch.com/content/stories/local/2014/04/22/US-Supreme-Court-justices-false-statements.html

http://ketr.org/post/princeton-teacher-faces-sex-charge

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ircHCzcg3WY

http://www.buffalonews.com/columns/jerry-sullivan/jerry-sullivan-the-view-from-the-pressbox-never-gets-old-20140418 Check out the comments LOL "He came here as a bitter fool, and even when a topic is positive, he somehow works in the negative. He's a worse person than he is a journalist, and that says a lot."

http://www.wtsp.com/story/news/local/polkcounty/2014/04/16/teacher-jennifer-fichter-sex-with-student/7793765/

Fixed

http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/gossip/kate-upton-shoots-reduction-reports-love-breasts-article-1.1758599

I guess that jboyst62 wasn't getting it done, so she had to look somewhere else: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/teacher-nude-pics-sexual-video-students-article-1.1758014

http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/brooklyn/couple-found-dead-hot-tub-empty-gallon-bottle-vodka-nearby-sources-article-1.1757120

More fun: She voted for legislation that benefited her (private practice) law clients, while at the same time billing her law clients for work that she does on behalf of them (sometimes even on the same day): http://www.dallasnews.com/news/politics/headlines/20140412-as-state-senator-davis-voted-on-bills-that-aided-clients.ece http://www.dallasnews.com/opinion/editorials/20140414-editorial-public-privateering--wendy-davis-said-she-wouldnt-but-did-it-anyway.ece

Firefighter's union complains (with a straight face) that their "rights" were violated because the City installed garage door openers in all fire trucks (which allows firefighters to open/close garage doors at the fire station), and that by doing this, the City is taking away jobs from the fire dispatchers (who previously opened/closed the doors remotely): http://www.buffalonews.com/city-region/lockport/lockport-firefighters-file-grievance-over-garage-door-openers-20140413

Time for a weather update:

http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/virgin-media-sex-porn-movie-6949174

And the sad consequences: http://www.latimes.com/local/la-me-mickey-rooney-20140409,0,589697.story

...even though the story is based in Harlem: http://www.nydailyne...ticle-1.1751286

http://metro.co.uk/2014/04/09/luiz-felipe-scolari-bans-brazil-world-cup-2014-stars-from-acrobatic-sex-4693160/

Sadly, the title of this thread may apply to Jimbo soon.

You can't make this stuff up. Name of deceased: Peaches Honeyblossom Geldof Sisters of the deceased: Fifi Trixibelle Geldof Pixie Geldof Tiger Lily Hutchence Geldof Infant daughters of the deceased: Astala Dylan Willow Geldof Cohen Phaedra Bloom Forever Geldof Cohen Yeah, there's a nice stable family for ya.

http://www.cbssports.com/nhl/eye-on-hockey/24517799/photo-christian-ehrhoff-took-a-puck-to-the-ear-and-it-wasnt-pretty