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http://www.kokomotribune.com/news/deputies-mac-teacher-had-sex-with-two--year-old/article_7d68d394-abde-11e4-ad49-3379af39c1f7.html

http://www.firstcoastnews.com/story/news/crime/2015/02/04/starke-nfl-player-gun-drug-arrest/22871499/

http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/relationships/christchurch-office-sex-caught-on-camera-from-busy-bar-across-the-road/story-fnet0gt3-1227205697002 Basically, they thought that the tinted office windows (which do not allow people to see inside during daylight) also work at night (when the lights are on inside but darkness outside).

These were broadcast on British TV, and feature Leslie Nielsen and many Police Squad! jokes: Commercial 1 Commercial 2 Commercial 3 Commercial 4

So, you're driving your Mercedes SUV along a road and come up to a commuter train at-grade crossing. Then, you drive over the tracks very slowly and, as you do this, the railroad signals start to flash and one of the gates lowers down on the top of your car. Do you: Accelerate like hell to get off the tracks, and cause minor damage to your SUV and the railroad gate Get out of your car and run like hell Get out of your car, spend 10 seconds or so walking around your car, checking it out, then get back into your car and try to drive forward across the crossing http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/mass-casualty-incident-metro-north-train-hits-car-article-1.2102293 http://nypost.com/2015/02/03/metro-north-train-collides-with-2-cars-causing-massive-explosion/

Now that Scott has upgraded the board software, here's a good way to test to see if the board is working properly on your computer: Test page

http://www.denverpost.com/news/ci_27447690/ntsb-selfies-likely-contributed-fatal-plane-crash-near

I think that the weirdest user name is SDS. Why does the 1960's activist organization Students for a Democratic Society post on a Bills board? And SDS seems so arrogant - he makes posts like he thinks he owns the board.

Here's an exclusive photo of what Bruce Jenner will look like after he completely transforms himself into a woman:

http://www.charlotteobserver.com/2015/02/03/5491058/you-asked-for-it-wings-the-way.html

And the inevitable aftermath: http://www.sfgate.com/bayarea/article/Robin-Williams-widow-kids-battling-over-estate-6057757.php

Even Beerball?

http://www.oregonlive.com/clark-county/index.ssf/2015/01/stephanie_mccrea_vancouver_tea_1.html

State investigating whether Thruway Authority officials used work phones to order prostitutes

If last year's Super Bowl were held today there would be 13 inches of snow on the ground at Giants Stadium.

http://www.nj.com/news/index.ssf/2015/01/what_did_super_bowl_xlviii_cost_how_do_you_write_1.html

http://www.foxcarolina.com/story/27996645/spiller-easley-pd-take-trip-to-shooting-range

http://www.inforum.com/news/crime/3668748-fargo-zamboni-driver-arrested-suspicion-dui-when-game-spectators-report-erratic

Amazing how quickly the body falls apart at 40 when you take PEDs in your 20s and 30s.

After 5 years in the working world, nobody cares what school you went to. They only care if you have a degree.

http://www.thedailynewsonline.com/news/article_1b1207c4-a5c6-11e4-ba54-53f22ed1bb6e.html

http://www.bostonglobe.com/metro/2015/01/29/city-kerry-secretary-shovel-your-sidewalk/IdsdXEqMetonCLeRhZgv8H/story.html

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http://www.witn.com/home/headlines/Foul-play-not-suspected-after-Tyrrell-County-Sheriffs-Office-finds-human-remains--289864041.html

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/oregon-state-student-cited-on-campus-porn-article-1.2096761