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http://nypost.com/2016/01/26/queens-residents-de-blasios-a-moron-for-snow-comments/

Isn't that what Mrs. Beerball says to you every night in bed?

http://www.si.com/extra-mustard/2016/01/21/terrell-owens-billy-eichner-butterfingers-NFL-celebration-fines-video

http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/capital-weather-gang/wp/2016/01/21/blizzard-warning-high-winds-around-two-feet-of-snow-forecast-for-d-c-area/ http://www.nytimes.com/2016/01/22/us/blizzard-watch-expands-to-include-new-york-city-area.html In my day, I walked EIGHT MILES to school each way every day through huge snowdrifts blah blah blah... (disintegrates into old-guy talk)

http://www.wsj.com/articles/the-carolina-panthers-secret-weapon-waffle-house-1453224305

I feel sorry for his loss, but he was such a prick in real life for trying to screw his ex-bandmates (especially Don Felder) out of their royalties.

I'm sitting here looking at a résumé, and under "other interests" there are 6 bullet points listed - and 5 of them have to do with political organizations and committees! Why, oh why, do people think that this is a good idea?

http://www.wsj.com/articles/thousands-apply-to-u-s-to-forgive-their-student-loans-saying-schools-defrauded-them-1453285800

http://abc22now.com/news/local/substitute-teacher-accused-of-sending-nude-photo-to-student

http://www.newsobserver.com/news/local/community/cary-news/article55454620.html

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/firefighters-left-stunned-after-woman-7194694

http://buffalo.com/2016/01/18/featured/138184/

http://www.thelcn.com/lcn01/police-confirm-double-murder-suicide-by-large-knife-20160118

http://www.wsbt.com/news/local/man-orders-mcdonalds-hands-over-heroin-inside-wad-of-cash/37441200

http://www.dailyherald.com/article/20160115/news/160119280/

Another article said that the Xanax in the sled was worth about $2,000,000.

https://www.bostonglobe.com/sports/2016/01/16/sabres-country-beef-weck-always-game-plan/3RuSi5By6m8wWnoZpsSoGO/story.html

http://host.madison.com/wsj/sports/high-school/art-kabelowsky-wiaa-chucks-up-an-air-ball-in-attempt/article_fb022f5d-33c0-532b-a683-957b41862b87.html http://www.jsonline.com/sports/preps/wiaa-ripped-on-social-media-for-asking-fans-to-tone-down-antics-b99650770z1-365231331.html http://lacrossetribune.com/sports/high-school/wiaa-s-email-to-schools-regarding-sportsmanship/article_f850fc65-94bb-5e21-a8bc-3bb0419755f7.html https://twitter.com/AprilGehl24/status/684025765642563584

http://www.ajc.com/news/news/crime-law/cops-woman-breaks-a-nose-and-a-window-strips-insid/np4cF/

http://www.wsj.com/articles/how-an-nfl-star-worked-out-during-chemotherapy-1452796264 Pretty cool.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/actor-sean-penn-secretly-interviewed-el-chapo-in-hideout-before-capture/2016/01/09/4cce48db-1dc5-40b2-9b21-aa412c87e7bc_story.html

http://heavy.com/news/2016/01/abigail-lee-abby-kemp-smyrna-georgia-jewel-thief-thefts-robbery-south-florida-carolina-arrested-charges-photos-pictures-mugshot-fbi-suspect-partner-facebook/