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There is a super-secret way to get around the paywall and read the articles for free, but I'm not gonna tell you what it is.

http://www.nytimes.com/2017/09/07/business/media/rotten-tomatoes-box-office.html

http://www.cleveland.com/metro/index.ssf/2017/09/cleveland_taco_bell_employee_f.html

Thursday September 7 New York Coverage: Bryce Petty says he’ll be ready as Jets’ unofficial backup QB (New York Daily News) The 2017 Jets might stink... but rookie safeties Jamal Adams and Marcus Maye won't (New York Daily News) Jeremy Kerley excited to reunite with Jets, figures to feature more prominently on offense (New York Daily News) Jets call Vegas’ blatant disrespect ‘outside noise’ (New York Post) Let’s give the Jets a one-day reprieve from all the negativity (New York Post) Jets season preview: Searching for hope, bracing for lots of losses (New York Post) How Jeremy Kerley worked to return to Jets after 49ers cut (New York Post) AFC preview: Who can challenge the Patriots? (New York Post) NFL experts: How to rebuild Jets after impending disaster (New York Post) Bills rave about Jets offense with a straight face (New York Post) Jets safety Rontez Miles had surgery on broken eye socket (Newsday) Jeremy Kerley excited for new Jets opportunity (Newsday) NFL preview 2017: AFC East outlook (Newsday) New York Jets’ first season: Memorable, forgettable (Newsday) Jets' Jeremy Kerley relishes 'better opportunity' with Chan Gailey gone (Newark Star Ledger) Jets' Todd Bowles won't name backup QB, starting tackles before Bills game (Newark Star Ledger) Jets coach Todd Bowles not naming some starters for 'strategic' reasons (Bergen Record) With offensive coordinator Chan Gailey gone, Jeremy Kerley happy to return to the Jets (Bergen Record) Kerley happy to be back with Jets – now that Gailey's gone (AP) Jets safety Rontez Miles recovering from broken eye socket (AP) Jets sign former Jaguars, Monmouth tight end Neal Sterling (AP) Long, strange trip: How Jets punter Lachlan Edwards got to NFL (ESPN) Bryce Petty preparing for potential backup role (SportsNet New York) Jeremy Kerley happy to be back with Jets (SportsNet New York) Bowles not ready to name backup quarterback (SportsNet New York) Jets sign TE Neal Sterling, waive WR Damore'ea Stringfellow (SportsNet New York) Lichtenstein: Jets Appear Fully Committed To The Tank (WFAN-AM) Rontez Miles Wants to Be the Jets' Wolverine (NewYorkJets.com) Why Jeremy Kerley's Happy to Be a Jet Again (NewYorkJets.com) Jets-Bills: 5 Storylines (NewYorkJets.com) Jets Sign TE Neal Sterling to Active Roster (NewYorkJets.com) What You Need to Know About the Bills (NewYorkJets.com)

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/09/05/nyregion/national-comedy-center-jamestown.html

http://www.ktre.com/story/36294764/lufkin-pd-releases-video-of-woman-stealing-patrol-unit-leading-police-on-chase

I think that the only answer is another tax: http://apnews.com/30613a2370134e8a874bba143b42751a/San-Francisco-official-pushes-robot-tax-to-battle-automation

Life: http://www.baltimoresun.com/news/maryland/crime/bs-md-co-retirement-party-robbery-20170830-story.html Art:

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/politics/queens-lawmaker-sues-n-y-sex-hubby-article-1.3466509

Well, she is teaching "Health":after all: http://www.wvalways.com/story/36271077/logan-high-school-teacher-arrested-for-sending-nude-photos-to-student

Some posters aren't gettin' any.

Over-rated (clap, clap, clap-clap-cap)

March: Preschool employee arrested at work with a 0.37 BAC: http://www.desmoinesregister.com/story/news/crime-and-courts/2017/03/30/police-west-des-moines-day-care-worker-drunk-job/99816416/ August: Former preschool employee shows up in court for her court case with a 0.18 BAC: http://www.kcci.com/article/ex-preschool-teacher-fired-for-showing-up-to-work-drunk-appears-in-court-drunk/12154540

Friday September 1 Detroit Coverage: Lions' reserves underwhelm in preseason finale loss (Detroit News) Lions stock report: Green shines, Abbrederis loses luster (Detroit News) Justin Rogers’ Lions roster projection 3.0 (Detroit News) Lions trade Tomlinson to 49ers for ’19 draft pick (Detroit News) Lions donate $1M for Harvey relief efforts (Detroit News) Photo gallery (Detroit News) Tion Green shines as Detroit Lions fall to Buffalo Bills, 27-17 (Detroit Free Press) Lions-Bills halftime observations: Mixed bag for rookie DEs (Detroit Free Press) Tion Green dazzles, but do Detroit Lions have room for 5 RBs on roster? (Detroit Free Press) Detroit Lions stock watch: Jared Abbrederis, Jace Billingsley struggle (Detroit Free Press) Detroit Lions' Charles Washington, Johnson Bademosi fight roster bubble (Detroit Free Press) Detroit Lions QB Jake Rudock seems like a natural to play in NFL (Detroit Free Press) Detroit Lions trade OG Laken Tomlinson to San Francisco 49ers (Detroit Free Press) Jon Gruden: Lions 'backed into a corner' with Matthew Stafford deal (Detroit Free Press) Lions donate $1 million to Houston relief efforts (Detroit Free Press) Photo gallery (Detroit Free Press) Quick observations from the Lions' 27-17 preseason loss in Buffalo (Ann Arbor News) Lions trade former first-round pick Laken Tomlinson to San Francisco (Ann Arbor News) Give a retweet and Lions punter Sam Martin will donate food to dogs in Houston (Ann Arbor News) Martha Ford donates $1 million to Red Cross for Hurricane Harvey relief (Ann Arbor News) Recap: Lions at Bills (DetroitLions.com) Notebook: Where Kaaya stands after preseason finale (DetroitLions.com) O'Hara's burning questions: Who stood out for Lions? (DetroitLions.com) Four downs: Abbrederis & Billingsley alternate returns (DetroitLions.com) Photo gallery 1 (DetroitLions.com) Photo gallery 2 (DetroitLions.com) Photo gallery (BuffaloBills.com) Photo gallery 1 (Buffalo News) Photo gallery 2 (Buffalo News) Photo gallery (Rochester D&C)

http://www.gadsdentimes.com/news/20170829/former-west-end-teacher-accused-of-sex-with-student

Downtown Houston (Google Street View): https://www.google.com/maps/@29.7793033,-95.3680332,3a,15y,177.96h,90.16t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sessjMrB6keUa04vOy5RVlg!2e0!7i13312!8i6656 Downtown Houston (this morning): http://img-s-msn-com.akamaized.net/tenant/amp/entityid/AAqPz40.img?h=373&w=624&m=6&q=60&o=f&l=f&x=1753&y=978

http://www.gettyimages.com/license/839644576

Picture of Mrs. Wenning:

Jeez, Poojer's striking out with everyone: http://www.thesun.co.uk/news/4338183/school-teacher-sex-male-pupil-arrested-nikki-varney-pennsylvania/

Interstate 610 from Google Street View (notice the overhead sign): https://www.google.com/maps/@29.7695955,-95.2651777,3a,75y,14.27h,94.31t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1s-e7-bKfDTpteY5KyXmCaxQ!2e0!7i13312!8i6656 Same overhead sign earlier today: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DIPGDpPXYAUfz4A.jpg